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click here to TRANSPORT yourself to Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's double-barreled Web-sight!

While slapping together "The Tori Spelling Zone," I shamelessly and with villainous intent swiped these and other Tori-related images from Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's fan-tabulous, double-barreled web-Sight,

Mere words cannot express the depth of my shame and remorse. My reckless disregard for U.S. Copyright law fills me with a self-loathing I can scarcely describe.

But what's done is done, so by way of restitution, I figured that the least I could do is offer a great big sloppy-wet French link to Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's fan-tabulous, double-barreled web-Sight,

Ms. Ryan (for the benefit of those of you who have trouble keeping up with popular culture) is currently a cast-member on UPN's STAR TREK: Voyager, the program that single-handedly keeps that sad excuse for a television network out of bankruptcy court.

For more than two seasons now, Jeri and her skin-tight, painted-on catsuit have transformed STAR TREK: Voyager from a mediocre, third-rate space opera into world-class, first-rate "Jiggle" TV in the same mold as Baywatch, Charlie's Angels, V.I.P. and Wonder Woman.

Even if you know nothing about
The Bustiferous Babe
From Borgsville
or STAR TREK in general, you owe it to yourself to check out Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's fan-tabulous, double-barreled web-Sight,

So why the hell are you still here?

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Some of the images on this page were retrieved from Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's Web-site,
Yer Humble Web-spynner wishes to extend his undying gratitude for the co-operation he continues to receive.
All photographs incorporated into The Tori Spelling Zone were retrieved from the WWW and are (except where attribution of source has been made) believed by the author to exist in the Public Domain.
Text and original artwork Copyright MIM John E. Morrell. All rights reserved.

STAR TREK, STAR TREK: Voyager, and UPN are all trademarks or Registered Trademarks of Paramount Pictures, a VIACOM company.

And -- for Pete's sake -- don't you have anything better to do than read this legal crap??