While slapping together
Tori Spelling Zone,"
I shamelessly and with
villainous intent swiped these
and other Tori-related images
from Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's
Mere words cannot express the depth of my shame and
remorse. My reckless disregard for U.S. Copyright law
fills me with a self-loathing I can scarcely describe.
But what's done is done, so by way of restitution, I
figured that the least I could do is offer a great big
sloppy-wet French link to Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's
fan-tabulous, double-barreled web-Sight,
Ms. Ryan (for the benefit of those of you who have trouble
keeping up with popular culture) is currently a cast-member
on UPN's STAR TREK: Voyager, the program that
single-handedly keeps that sad excuse for a television
network out of bankruptcy court.
For more than two seasons now, Jeri and her skin-tight,
painted-on catsuit have transformed STAR TREK:
Voyager from a mediocre, third-rate space opera into
world-class, first-rate "Jiggle" TV in the same mold as
Baywatch, Charlie's Angels, V.I.P. and
Even if you know nothing about
The Bustiferous Babe
or STAR TREK in general, you owe it to yourself to
check out Jeri Lynn Zimmermann-Ryan's fan-tabulous,
So why the hell are you still here?
The Tori Spelling Zone