A note regarding the re-use of material you find in

Lifting -- without permission -- images that were themselves taken from other sources is a forgivable breach of ettiquette; absconding with samples of my sparkling prose is not. But you need not contact me for permission before sharing my wisdom with others.

You may freely help yourself to any nuggets of my timeless sagacity which appeal to you, PROVIDED that you OBSERVE A FEW CONDITIONS:

  1. DON'T take material out of context. It reflects badly on you, not your intended victim!
  2. ALWAYS attribute your source ("plagerist" is the dirtiest of all four-letter words)!
  3. If you intend to re-publish portions of my material on a web-page of your own, please include a link to
    In fact, go ahead and use the animated GIF provided below.
  4. (...and THIS is the important one!) Remember me generously in your will!

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Text and original artwork Copyright MIM John E. Morrell. All rights reserved.