SWM, 38, 5'9", 155 lbs, piercing steely-blue eyes,
happily divorced, enjoys web-site-building and 90210 re-runs,
formerly platinum-blonde
SWF, 28, cute, funny, big beautiful brown eyes,
a curiously (yet not unattractively) assymetrical nose,

with a knack for putting both contact lenses in the same eye and/or gracefully spitting out a mouthful of sheep's brains.


friendship, rollicking good times, extensive cuddling, possible matrimony. Interested parties please E-mail:

Yer Humble Tori-adorin' web-spynner.