Introducing the Ultimate Piece
(of home fitness equipment.)
Forget that Bow-flex, pal!

If you want to get rock-hard,
and stay that way...

Do it on a Tori-flex®!

"Give me a really good work-out, please.
I wanna get all hot and sticky.
Make me sweat."

The State-of-the-Art Features of your
Tori-flex® Home Fitness System Include:

  • Shapely, attractive profile
  • Solidly Built (like a brick you-know-what)
  • Comfortable, Ergonomic Design with plenty of cushion in all the right places!
  • Extremely low maintenance
  • Light and Compact
  • Stores easily
  • Made in the U S A!
...and, best of all, your new Tori-flex® is completely self-lubricating. You may NEVER need to oil this baby! (Although you certainly can if you want to...)

The Tori-flex® Home Exercise System is one hot piece of fitness equipment that WON'T just sit around gathering dust! It's so much fun and such a pleasure to use we guarantee you'll want to climb on and "pump iron" for hours and hours every single day.

It's TORI-fic™!
(Especially when it wears its black leather pants and boots!)

All photographs incorporated into The Tori Spelling Zone were retrieved from the WWW and are (except where attribution of source has been made) believed by the author to exist in the Public Domain.
Text and original artwork Copyright © MIM John E. Morrell. All rights reserved.