Quotes/ Facts/ Statements

Innocence is a highly over-rated commodity.

"Always expect the worst.  Then you will never be disappointed."

The George Carlin Theory:

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.  I mean, life is tough.  It takes up a lot of your time.  What do you get at the end of it?  A death.  What's that, a bonus?             I think the life cycle is all backwards.  You should die first, get it out of the way.  Then you live in an old age home.  You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work.  You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for hight school.  You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.  You become a little baby, you go back into a womb, spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.

"The Lord never meant for us to die to experience heaven, but purposed for us to bring heaven to earth through the power of his spirit."

"We don't stop playing because we grow old.  We grow old because we stop playing."

"Kisses Kept are wasted.  Love is meant to be tasted."

Being a baby is the closest you can get to heaven before you die.  That is why you can't remember that part of your life.  It's the comfort period preparing one for life on earth. .

Babies can see angels.

When the owner of Reynolds Tobacco company was asked why he and his campaign members didn't smoke, he said, "I reserve that right for the young, black, poor, and stupid."