| The Real Ghostbusters Jokes & Quotes 3 Janine's Day Off |
| Egon:How do I let Janine talk me into going to visit her family? Ray:Oh,come on,Egon. It'll do you good to get out. Peter:Yeah. They say travelling is broadning. Egon:We are only going to Canarsie,Peter. Peter:Well,that's pratically a foreign country. Janine:Guys,this is Louis,from the temporary agensy. Peter:Why,hel-lo! I'm Peter Venkman...aaa...Dr. Peter Venkman...I'm a scientist. Louis:Well,hello,Dr. Venkman. Peter:Let me get you some coffee,Louis. Ah! Ray,this pot have gone haywire. Ray:Hmmm,it's probably the wiring shock. Aaa,I'll fix it later... Janine:Let's go,Egon! Egon:Maybe I should stay here and help Ray fix the pot. Ray:Peter! Winston! There's a class 5,focus proto individual manifestation(whatever he's saying)at the kitchen counter! Winston:Say,what? Ray:An imp! An imp! An imp is in the kitchen! Janine:*whispering to Egon*What are you doing? Egon:Adding this to spores,moss and fungus collection. Victor:*shooting water out of his water gun to Egon's face* Egon:I think I should add him to my collection too! Louis:Whatever it is,I don't wanna be any part of t. Peter:Hey,hey! Don't let those snap thing bother you. They need you. *whispering to her* Me,most of all! Louis:You don't pay me enough to deal with this. I quit! Peter:Oh,come on,Louis. We'll fix this up in a few moments. Believe me,everything is under control... Imps throwing pencils toward Peter... Peter:Whoah! Argh! Alright! That's it! One more of it and I'll make devil hams out of you guys! Egon blasting streams out of his proton gun facing a metal door to heat it up and then he his left foot to kick open the door. Peter:Hey,man! You've been watching too many movies. After Ray and Egon captured the ghost... Ray:Well,that wasn't so hard. Peter and Winston walking exchaustedly to Egon and Ray after keeping the demon occupied... Winston:I think you should walk home! Peter:I think you should walk to Florida! Whe n the guys returning back to their headquarter... Winston:Man! And I thought it was a mess when we left. Janine:Oh,hi,guys! Louis and I decided. That since I didn't get my night off,I think I should get tomorrow off instead. Starting now! Louis:Yeah,I'm going with her. I never want to see this place again. Peter:But,who's gonna clean up this mess? Janine and Louis handing the guys the stuff like broom,mop,bucket etc... Janine:Those that answer your question? The guys:Oh,man! I'm beep! No! Ahhh!!! Omigosh! The Devil in the Deep |
| Peter:*talking about himself...blah...blah...blah...* Alice:Are you finish? It seems to me that you're the only one who's been talking about yourself around here. You're talking about yourself for about 2 hours and 2 minutes! I supposed to interview all four of you Ghostbusters. Telephone ringing... Janine:Ghostbusters!*whispering to the guys*It's the mayor! He wants to talk to someone... Peter :He probably wants some advice about his love life... Janine:It's for Egon! Peter :Politics! Never seems to get any further. It's for you,smart guy! Egon:Hmmm...I'm getting some negatif reading on my p.k.e meter,Miss Johnson... Alice :Please,call me,Alice. Peter :So,Alice... Alice :Call me Miss Johnson. Peter :???!!! Ray :This is highly dangerous,Miss Johnson. You gotta stay in here. Alice:No way,Dr. Stantz. Nothing's gonna stop me from writting a great news and please,call me Alice. Peter:*shaking his head*I'm beginning to see a trence... Egon:Duck! Peter helps Alice duck before a monster slims her... Peter:You're safe now. Alice:Thanks,Dr. Venkman. Please,call me Alice. Peter:At last! Peter spots a quarter on the ground. Peter:Oh,look! A quarter! Peter ducks to pick it up and didn't realise that a moster slims Alice... Alice:Ah! Peter:Huh? I guess we're back to Miss Johnson,huh? MORE TO COME FOR IT'S STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTIONS!!! Ghost Fight At the O.K Corral |
| Peter:I've always dreamed of being here. The desert somehow makes a man feel... Winston:HOT! Ray:Yup! There goes the car radiator! Sam:Hi! I'm Sam. Duey LeMorg asked me to take you a tour around Tombstone Arizona. Well,everyone else's left. At least they're still alive. Winston:Man,you have to say that! Sam:I hate the desert! Eagon:Join the club. Ray:Then why do you want to come here? Sam:It's my job. I Have to interview Duey LeMorg about his new realesed book called,Purple. I'll like to kill the editor who gave me this assignment! ''Go west,man! Go,west!'' I thought west meant Pennsylvania. Eagon:It seems to be that the four ghosts have splited up. Ray:That means we better split up too. Who do you wnat to go with? Sam:Anyone but him(Peter). Peter:!!! Peter:I've lost them! Oh,a saloon! Hmmm...no ghost in here. This place looks deserted. *pretending to be a cowboy* Well,howdy,Falcon! Ghost 1:Howdy,stranger! Peter:???*turned around and gulped* The four ghosts had appeared. Ghost 1:Pull out a chair. Peter:*walking away*Actually,I have to get going... Ghost 1:I said...pull out a chair! Peter:*mumbling to himself*Westerns hospatality! The ghosts handing him a deck of cards. Ghost 1:It's your game. Peter:*talking about card games he knows which the ghost don't knows* Or whatever... Giving each ghosts 5 piece of cards. Peter:So,anyone need any card? The ghosts showed them their cards and it's all the same! Ghosts:Ace is ace...dead man's head... Ghost 2:What did you got there,stranger? Peter:4 aces? Ghost 2:That's a lot of aces! Ghost 3:You know what that means... Ghost 2:That means someone on this table is a cheater... Peter smiling and quickly went out the saloon. Peter:*whispering to himself*Good think I didn't show them the 5th ace! THERE'S MORE BUT I'M STILL WORKIN' ON IT!!! Ghostbuster of the Year |
| Ray:Yuck! That's disgusting! They're seeing a ghost gobbling up some bakery food... Egon:It's not like we haven't seen before. Ray:I'm talking about this.*handing up a sandwich*Chicken sal sam? Yuck! When the Ghostbusters and Barbara Mantis were riding in a limo... Peter:Look! A car phone! Winston:Why don't you call your mother? Peter:She doesn't have a car! Ray:I've read Spooks Illustrated ever since I was a kid. Peter:*whispering to himself*Yeah. Ecspecially the swimsuit cover. Egon:I've always wanted to be on the cover... Peter:Of the swimsuit cover? When their going to the castle of Sans Samolian... The castle was nice and big and Peter said... Peter:Is King Kong on the other side? When Barbara Mantis and the Ghostbusters were on their way to the Hurse Castle... Egon:Is that real snow? Barbara:It's artificial. Mr. Hurse like winter. For a few hours later they finally arrived. When Peter gets out of the limo,he said... Peter:It's that sunset real? Peter checking an empty room to see whether any ghost is in there. He walks foward to the snooker table and then 4 balls throwed to Peter but it missed him. Peter:So,I miss the eight ball. The ghost possess some snooker sticks and form a shape of a human being. Peter:You guys really know how to stick together. I admire that! Ghost:Rose bud! The ghost is chasing Peter... Peter:Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Peter went into a room safely and closed the door. Peter:Ah! I've been chalked!(did you get the message or joke?) Peter entering a room. He saw something and he blast it. He then realise that it was only a mirror. Peter:There goes my image! Ghost:Hahaha*laughing* Peter:I didn't think it was that funny. All three Ghostbusters(Ray,Peter and Eagon)didn't realise that they're in the same room for it is very dark. They all three blast beams at some spooky statue cause they though it was a ghost or something. After realising that they're in the same room... The guys:Ahhhhhh!!!!! Peter :Boy! It's a miracle. We didn't get to blast each other... Ray :Well,I don't believe in miracle! Peter and Eagon blasted Ray just now(it was an accident)... Peter:Team work! I love it! United we stand,devided we fall apart,all for one and one for... Without realising it,there's a spinx statue that have been possess by the ghost of Charles Foster Hurse behind Peter's back... The Guys:Ahhh! Run for it Peter! Peter:Is that how it ends? When Winston is sliding down a sleigh to run for his life,he said... Winston:Yahoo! And off goes... Ray:Yeow! Peter:Aiiii! Egon:Umm...aaa...CAWABUNGA! 4 of 'em are now on sleigh... Winston:Just look at the cover! I can't believe you guys. You let yourselves carried away by publicity like tv,magazine,newspaper...that stuff doesn't matter at all*a thumb down*! Peter :You know,Winston. You're right. Oh,look! They've mispelled your name. Winston:Huh? Let me see that! The Cabinet of Calimari |
| Peter chasing Slimer... Peter :Give me back,Slimer! It's my jacket. Mine! Errrr!!! I'll fry you! I'll...whoah! Er! Egon:You should restrain yourself,Peter. Besides,it's only a jacket. Peter :Oh! Then how about your school tie his wearing? Egon checking his neck if he wears his tie or not. Ray :Is the guys ready to go to the magic show? Peter and Eagon chasing Slimer infront of them... Peter :Slimer! Give it back! It's not yours! Gimme... Egon :Give it back,Slimer. It's my tie. My tie! Not yours! Give it back! Janine:I guess not. Peter :Ever seen Sleeping Beauty?*kissing Vanna on the cheek* Vanna :Thank you! Gee,Calimari said that the only way anyone else could bring me out,was if I kissed a toad. So,where did you get a toad in New York? Peter :??!! The guys:*laughing* Peter :Wribbit to you too! The guys:*laughing* MORE TO COME FOR I'M STILL WORKIN' ON IT! A Ghost grows in Brooklyn |
| Peter :Shhh...I heard a twig snap. Safari,so goody. Get the trap ready. Egon:Yes,buana... Gardener:Since you help me captured the ghost,I'll like to give you a reward... Peter :Well,I don't usaually accept it,but... Gardener:My precious Geranium! Peter :He's your guy(pointing at Eagon)! Peter:Why can't he give us something green. Like money? Ray :Don't you know that hibiscus have reaction to the Violin? Egon:However,it doesn't like the Tuba. Peter :However,who does? Egon:I've seen that you know alot about flowers. Here! You should have this. Janine:Oh,Eagon. Geranium are so romantic. Look at my... Peter :We've met! Egon :Yell if you're o.k,Ray! Ray :Yeowww!!! Egon :Was that a yell? Winston:I thought it was a scream. Peter :Could you repeat that,Ray? When they're crossing through a shallow sea,they all 4 jump to the other site of the brick fence... They landed down but... Peter:Awww! This is concrete! Dr. Phil:Wait! I want to communicate with it through the Universal language. Ray and Peter exchanged looks. Peter :Money? Dr. Phil:Love! Peter :Well,will Petey Venkman's here gonna throw out! Egon:If I knew it,I shouldn't have gave her that Geranium! Peter :That'll teach you a lesson,Egon. Never give woman flowers! Dr, Phil:I said save me,not soak me! BACK |
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