| This may not intice you as cool but.... Here is the official D.I.S.T.U.R.B.E.D. joke book. We will have a bunch of jokes in here that I think are hilarious. So I don't care what you think. HA! |
| Q: What does a duck and a bycicle have in common? A: They both have handle bars...except the duck! Q: What does a duck and an Omega have in common? A: They both are strange...except the duck! <Har. Har. Har.> <Okay I found this one very interesting. Seems to me something Phi would do...> Frank and Joe(Phi) were watching the news. A suicidal man was standing on a bridge, and police were trying to talk him down. "Bet you five bucks the guy jumps," Frank said. "You're on!" Joe replied. They watched with great interest for a few minutes, and suddenly the man threw himself from the bridge. "Here's your five dollars," Joe said. " I really didn't think he'd do it." " I can't take your money," Frank confessed. "The same story was on earlier, on the five o'clock news." "No, no, take it," Joe insisted. "I saw it at five, too, but I didn't think the guy was stupid enough to jump again. Submit your own "funny" joke to Phi or Omega! Home |
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