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Things you learn from the movies |
1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born
evil.
2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry
which wire to cut. You will always choose the right
one.
3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to
override alien society.
4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will
wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing
around in a threathening manner until you have knocked
out the predecessor.
5. When you turn off the light to go to bed,
everything in your bedroom will be clearly visible,
just slightly bluish.
6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to
become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of
22.
7. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that
reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist
level on the man lying beside her.
8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one
stick of French bread.
9. It is easy for anyone to land a plane providing
there is someone in the control tower to talk to you
down.
10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub-off-even
while scuba diving.
11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any
war
unless you make a mistake of showing someone a picture
of your sweetheart back home.
12. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German
or
Russian officer,it will not necessary to speak the
language. A German or Russian accent will do.
13. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in
Paris.
14. A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferrocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries
to clean his wounds.
15. If a large pane of glass is visible , someone will
be thrown through it before long.
16.If staying on a haunted house, women should
investigate any strange noise in their most revealing
underwear.
17. Even driving down a perfectly straight road, it is
necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from
left to right every few moments.
18. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing
devices with large red readouts so you know exactly
when they're going to go off.
19. A detective can only solve a case once he has been
suspended from duty.
20. If you decide to start dancing in the street
everyone you meet will know all the steps.
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