I think these are Great Ideas!!! LOL Best solution so far As for what to do with Osama bin Laden: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. Take this Bin Laden! All of the rubble from New York... all the huge blocks of concrete and steel,the old busted up computers, refrigerators, hot waterheaters, air conditioners, fire trucks, Lazyboy recliners, broken glass, etc., should be shoveled into C130's and C5A's, flown over Iraq and Afghanistan and dropped from 32,000 feet. An old Coldspot can do a heck of a lot of damage from 5 miles up! With each assault we can drop pamphlets: "Greetings, from the 110th floor of the World Trade Center". The next day it could be from the 109th floor... Then the 108th floor, the 107th, etc., etc. After 110 days of this, I can't imagine much left standing on the ground. Can't you just see the headlines : "WORLD TRADE CENTER STRIKES BACK!" What wonderful irony this would be and think how much money we wouldn't have to spend on new bombs or missiles! ... not to mention the 100-million tons diverted from the New York City landfill... Martha Stewart would be proud! By Sandy Ulmer |
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Taliban Jokes Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of poop? The bucket Q: Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan? A. Because there's a Target on every corner. |
CHICAGO News Alert: The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as airline officials at Ohare International Airport refused to let a 73 year old grandmother board her plane as she had in her possession two, six inch knitting needles. Apparently authorities were worried that she may knit an Afghan. |
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