Field Guide to Pink Flamingos
Pinkus Familiarus

The Common Pink Flamingo.  Easily identified by the 2 wire legs.  Usually found in a pair, one feeding and one head up.  Shiny, hard plastic bodies and black tipped yellow bills make these a showy specimen.  This is the most common species found in mobile home parks and southern rural communities. 
Pinkus Deluxacus

Slightly larger than Pinkus Familiarus, the Deluxacus is always found in an upright position.  The legs are not just 2 wires, but are a full snap in harness.  They particularly like shaded areas with plenty of bark mulch to nest in.
Pinkus Pinkus

Once thought a sub-species of
Deluxacus, the Pinkus is now regarded as a seperate species.  It is differentiated by the lack of sheen to the feathers, which is a camoflague adaptation.  It lives in open, bright sunny areas and enjoys long swaths of green grass.
Pinkus Twirlacus

Twirlacus is a brand new species found on a recent expedition to Taiwan!  Note the adapted wing which allows much upward thrust, enabling them to be excellent flyers.  They have suffered in this adaptation however, by the lost of one leg.  They move with a hopping gait, but once the wind picks up they really take off!  An exciting new find!
It is our sincere hope that in revealing the secret taxonomy of the simple Pink Flamingo, we will create a deeper understanding and appreciation for our fine feathered friends.
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Do NOT attempt to catch or contain a WILD PINK FLAMINGO!  They can inflict great bodily harm with their wire legs and long skinny neck.  ONLY approach TAME Pink Flamingos.  When in doubt, call a Pink Flamingo Sanctuary Staff Member to come Rescue the Pink Flamingo.  And under NO circumstance, DO NOT approach an injured Pink Flamingo- leave this to the professionals!!!   Due to Animal Control Regulations Pink Flamingos are considered exotic species and thus must be euthanized if they bite someone.  Some states such as Arkansas, Kentucky, and Florida are passing *Pinkies Bill* to try to repopulate the Pink Flamingo in the wild.  Then if they attack, they can go to a rehab center where they can be temperament tested and scheduled for release in a non-populated area.