P!nk Radio Interview with the edge
Jase: Pink is on the phone with us right now as we speak. Now P!nk your gonna be here in a couple weeks. but is there anything you want to know about New Zealand before you get here?

P!nk: Are there really mean people running around eating people?

All the djs are laughing at this point

Jase: No, that was years ago

Dom: No
Jay Jay: that was

Jase: I think that was before they signed something called the treaty of waitangi

Jay Jay: Is that romour still going around?

Dom: No that was, that was

P!nk: that was my only question (laughing)

Dom: that was the maoriori. about 400 years ago. I think there is only one of them left isn't there?

Jase: On Stewart Island yes, your safe.

Pink: Oh, OK, alright, good (laughing)

Jay Jay: (Laughing) Its so great to talk to you. It really is. We're sooooo looking forward to you coming to Rumba.

Pink: I can't wait.

Jay Jay: Pink, can I please ask a question. I really, really would like the honest truth from you. If you could please tell me.

Pink: I'm not a man

dj's (laughing)

Jay Jay: Can you please tell me what Christina Aguilera is really like?

Pink: I don't know, I don't think anyone really does

Jay Jay: is she, is she nice. or is she bit nasty?

P!nk: (laughing) I plead the 5th. my momma said if you can't say nothing nice. don't say nothing at all.

Jase: That will do it

Jay Jay: I KNEW IT

Dom: Now what about the Billy Idol rumours. where did they strat? the rumours that he was your dad?

Jase: I always wanted to know this

Pink: People think Billy Idol is my dad.

Dom: Yeah, yeah. I've read it on soo.....

Pink: I would be sooooooo much cooler if Billy Idol was my dad. (laughing)

Dom: so your not.....

P!nk: I can do the lip thing. so there might be some truth there.

Jase: so you have no idea where that rumour came from?

Pink: No

Jase: Oh, ok then

Jay Jay: So is it true, that when you were a kid. you didn't talk to your mum for a whole year. coz you were convinced that madonna was your real mum?

Pink: thats pretty much true. yes

Jay Jay: laughing

Jase: OMG. have you meet madonna? have you told her this?

Pink: no i haven't met her. i don't want to meet her. I want her to stay. i don't want her to become human to me. I want her to just stay.....

Jase: oh ok

Pink: you know. her.

Dom: hey now Pink. alot of people are really scared of you. do they have any reason to be?

Pink: evil laugh, ABSOLUTELY

Jay Jay: laughing

Dom: you sound so, you sound so nice

Pink: especially in the morning

dj's all laughing

Jay Jay: we're really scary too.

Jay Jay: now your a virgo right?

Pink: Ah hah

Jay Jay: now are you a typical virgo?

Pink: i thought you were gonna say. now your a virgin right

all laughing

Pink: then I'd be like shit. we're just getting to know each other aren't we?

All laughing

Jase: We just cut to the chase pink. you know

Pink: Yeah I'm a virgo

Jay Jay: are you typical in the respect that your picky, pedantic and tidy and things like that

Pink: Yes Im a perfectionist. and I've become tidy over the last year.

Jay Jay: And are you still with Carey Hart?

Pink: I am .we are celebrating a year anniversary soon.

Jase and Dom: nice, congrats, well done

Pink: Yeah I know, congratulations to him (laughing) for being able to deal with me.

All laughing

Dom: he's a fighter

Jase: and then there's that.

Jay Jay: now he's a cancer right?

Pink: yeah

Jay Jay: his star signs a cancer?

Pink: your good (laughing)

Jay Jay: I'm the Morning Madhouse Mystic and I've done a little compatibility test for you.would you like to hear it?

Pink: Oh good, Absolutely

Jay Jay: Its very short since we're short on time today. This is a very strong, down to earth relationship. with staying power.

Pink: Ah ow

Jay Jay: its got the potential to get better and better as time goes on. you admire Carey's quite strength and dedication. is that true?

Pink: Yes

Jay Jay: and he appreciates your keen adaptability and intelligence.

Dom: and your great body

Pink: yeah he likes my, my. i wont say

Jay Jay and Dom: laughing

Jay Jay: you both love the material comforts of life. and could have tiffs. if you become to critical for Careys easily bruised feelings. he's a bit sensitive.

Pink: (concerned) Ow (laughing)

Dom: what does he call you. does he call you Pink or Alecia?

Pink: he calls me alot of things. but Alecia is one of them. he doesn't call me Pink

Dom: hey Pink we are really short on time. but can you pick a number between 1 and 5.

Pink: Umm.(laughing)

Jase: just trust us

Pink: no

Jase: its nothing bizarre. just trust us. its ok everything will be alright.

Pink 3, 3

Dom: excellent. good choice. this is something we call the hat of forbiddon questions. these are some of the more grueling questions you will be asked

Pink: Ok

Dom: and we are going to ask 3 of them to you

Jase: we have heard the you brutally honest. ok. so don't hold back alright

Pink: Ok (laughing)

Dom: Question number 1 pink. Have you ever had a 3sum?

Pink: Umm (laughing hard out)

Jay Jay: gone on say you have, say you have

Pink: oh shucks (pauses) no

Jay Jay: NO?

Jase: we said honesty man

All laughing hard out now

Jay Jay: 23, your a big star

Pink: I'm sooo innocent. I'm virgan of the year

All laughing again

Dom: bring your boyfriend over here to New Zealand with you. knock on my door. and we will sort it out.

Jase: stop it Dom

Pink: (laughing) Oh Shit

Dom: hey Pink the hat of forbiddon question. question number 2. have you ever measured a boyfriends you know?

P!nk: Absolutely

Jase: OMG

Dom: nice one

Jay Jay: were you impressed?

Pink: (little laugh) absolutely

Jase: she has been with him a year. you know.

Pink: (laughing)

Dom: and pink the last question is. how old were you when you lost your virginity?

Pink: How old am I now 23.

All laughing

Dom: LIAR

Jase: thanks for being honest. thats so good of you.

Jay Jay: now Britney Spears said you hurt her feelings when you called her a puppet. now what was that all about?

Pink: I didn't call her a puppet.

Jay Jay: Oh really, was that just a big lie?

Pink: I think she is just having a freak out right now. i don't really know

Jase: Yeah I think so too

Pink: I don't really want to. i didn't really call her a puppet.

Dom: now Pink we're about to play your new song Family Portrait. its just been released in New Zealand. how hard was it for you to write that song?

Pink: it was easy to write. but hard to listen to.

Jay Jay: What did your mum do when she first heard it?

Pink: Oh lord, that women, she cried for four days.

Dom: did she really?

Pink: she was like (crying voice) you never told me that, that meant sooo much to you. and we should have talked about it. I'm such a terrible parent. (back to normal voice) and I'm like get over it.

Jay Jay: laughing

Dom: now your brother Jason gets a mention in the song. what did he think about it.

Pink: my brother has the keen ability to stay out of everything.

all laughing

Jase: just kept a low profile. sure, fair enough

Pink: Yeah. he is always the one that sits in the corner and never gets into trouble. so he, if you ask him a question, anything about our family. he would just be like. well i don't know

All laughing

Jase: Pink we really have to go. but THANK YOU soooo very much for your time. we understand that your sooo very busy. And we can not wait for you to get her in a couple of weeks. hopefully we will catch up with you then as well. ok?

Pink: Thank you, thank you.maybe i will lose my virginity over there.

Family Portrait playing in the back ground

Jay Jay: laughing

Dom: New Zealand is going to be the place you have your first 3sum. i just know it

Jase: Oh God. Thank you Pink. we will talk to you again soon. now you take care

Pink: Oh great, you tell Carey. you tell Carey I'm not telling him that.

Family Portrait

Dom: no, no. no. you tell him