This page is dedicated to my girlfriend Angela.  Shes the greatest girl in the world, she's cute, and funny, and sweet, and just generally a really cool person.  Im so glad that I meet her, and even happier that she said yes when I asked her out.  She's made my life very, very happy.
This is my girlfriend , Angela.  Isnt she so cute?  I think so.
Some funny stories she has told me:
These two are about spiders:
    When you kill a spider, you have to kinda do it 007 style, bcuz if you do it out in the open, the spiders realatives will get you for sure.  then, after you kill the spider, you start seeing ghostly things floating around your house, and you know your doomed bcuz its the spider's ghost....spider ghosts arent fun to mess with, bcuz they haunt you and track you down until one day, they get you.
and another one:
 When you kill a spider, there's ALWAYS another one lurking in a corner, eyeing your every movement.  then it sees you kill the spider, which is prolly its brother or its mom, and it runs back and gets the whole family to come and kill you.  so everywhere you go, theres always a relative of the spider just waiting to make its move.
Another story:
  My dad was being stupid and putting his metal detector in my face and going "vvvvvvvvmmmm vvvvvvmmmm" and i was like "argh" and so he put it up to his arms and was like "muscles of steel!" and i didnt think about what he said and was like, "yeah to bad its a metal detector and not steel" then i was like "errrr" and my parents started cracking up, and were like "ang, whats steel? hmmmm, isnt it metal?" and i was like " umm i was just kidding, to see if you knew" then they started laughing at me.