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Reasons Why It's Okay to go Solo (no boyfriend) | ||||||
1. You can eat artichoke and onion pizza and not have to worry about impressing anyone with your breath. 2. You can wear platforms w/o having to worry about being taller than guys. 3. You can rent chick flicks as often as you want. 4. Got a zit on your forehead? Who cares? 5. You can cry w/o being accused of PMS. 6. You know, sometimes boys have an not so great smell. :-) 7. No more gal-pals from his past to deal with 8. No more badgering your friends to find out if he REALLY likes you. 9. Don't wanna wash you hair? Then don't!!! 10. No need to explain why a brownie topped with chocolate ice cream, doused in chocolate chip and hot fudge served with milk is a great lunch. 11. When your having major cramps you can go ahead and scream or withdraw and not make excuses 12. You can wear your favorite shirt two Friday nights in a row w/o having a guy say, "Hey, didn't you wear that last weekend?" 13. Your cat's a lot happier now that no one's picking it up by it's tail. 14. You have absolute control of the TV remote! 15. No more having to share half of your Twix. You can eat both candy bars yourself! (Two for me. None for you.) 16. When something cracks you up, like a great joke or hilarious movie scene, you can laugh so hard that you snort and not have to be embarrassed about it. |
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