Sarah's every boring thought continued again!
6/20/2003 - I am quickly outgrowing my blog.  Already linking to the 3rd page!  However, it is not in the nature of Sarah to keep anything up for long (well, except oversleeping, overeating and being a slob...)...

6/22/2003 - Must stay awake!!!  It is 4 a.m. and the original version of The Vanishing is on!  Wow, I watch TV about twice in the last three weeks and I stumble into it!  My friend Dan was over and I begged him to stay and watch it because it is too freaky to watch by oneself in the middle of the night...  But, he refused so I must watch it alone....  This was after having to watch VHS's (or whatever) top 100 songs of the last 25 years.  Oh no, it is getting too freaky...  Must tape rest of it and watch it during the day.

I wonder if is too late for me to join the Cirque du Soleil troop.  Maybe great acrobats have to start before age 34...

6/23/2003 - Message left in my guestbook from my sister:

Flame war time!  I see that you HAVE visited my blog, and, in an act of unparalled weaseliness, gone in and changed the last sentence!  (Okay, flame war as soon as I figure out how to attach more pages to blog on...)

Hehehehe.  I hacked into her site and added something like, "I will ask Sarah because she is a lot smarter than me."   (Well, some people say it is not hacking if you know their password...)

6/24/2003 - My sister figured out how to link to another page so her blog is up and running...  Eek, I hope my blog is not as erm...boring and disjointed as hers! 

I just fell off my anti-yeast infection diet!  Eek.  I have decided that I have overgrown intestinal yeast which give me my symptoms (some would say my personality) of laziness, forgetfulness and moodiness.  You too might save overgrown intestinal yeast!  Take the test.   Anyway, the diet proscribes sugar, dairy products, alcohol and wheat.  I think that eating 3 packages of Little Debbie snack cakes with Cool Whip is at least a technical violation of the spirit of the diet.  However, I would like to point out that there is absolutely no alcohol in Little Debbies.  I like to look on the bright side and focus on the 3 packages of snack cakes (they come 6 to a carton) and the 3/4ths of the Cool Whip I didn't eat.  And, the gin in the refrigerator that I didn't drink!  Goooooooooooooooooooooooo Sarah!  After just two days of the diet I managed to memorize my friend Dan's phone number!  Now there are 6 phone numbers that I can recall AT WILL!  Of course, one of them is the not too useful number we had when I was a child in Athens GA - 549-4423.  Call and see who lives there now!!!  (Unfortunately, I don't recall the area code.)  I hope my recent memory gain is not lost due to the snack cake orgy.  We shall see in the morning...

6/27/2003 - Ah, what to write about today...  My co-workers suggest that I should not detail my recent medical procedure, but the story is really to fascinating to keep to myself!  Well, really, it was yucky and disgusting.  I have some freaky cells growing in my nether regions and some of those cells are now in test tubes waiting for a analysis of the extent of their freakiness.  If they are sufficiently weird, they will all have to be hacked off.  After which, maybe I will try to weasel my biohazardous cells from the doctor and sell them on Ebay!

A co-worker today asked if I happened to unload my yeast infection intestinal theory on my doctor while I was there on Tuesday.  Of course not!  Doctors feel threatened by my medical knowledge when I tell them about stuff I read about on the Internet. 

My co-worker thinks it is unfortunate that I don't have a kid because I am a great candidate for Munchausen by proxy.  Well, never fear, you don't have to have a kid!  You can have a pet!  Back in the day before I had a blog I was a raving fool with a rat named Pinky.  Pinky was dying of a respiratory infection as all rats eventually do...  Each time she would get a bit worse, I would take her back to the vet and tell her that Pinky was worse.  Poor gal did not really know what to do...  She gave Pinky all sorts of medicines and finally suggested a nebulizer.  So, here I was nebulizing Pinky twice as day... Mo...