University Spot!

The online community for college life!


Join the community!

Welcome! Here are a few interesting stories and jokes from real students! 45 Cool Things to do in a College Dorm Shower Stall 1. Enter the stall. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!" 2. Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure you clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain when leaving the bathroom that your shirt tends to bleed all over. 3. Ask Scottie to beam you up. 4. Enter the stall, undress and then re-dress up as Superman. Leap out of the stall, vengefully vow to stop Lex Luthor's evil plot, then run full force into the wall. Stand up, shake your head, and proceed to take your shower. 5. Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you. Exclaim "Ow, you know, it really hurts when you pop one of those." Then let the blood/ketchup seep down the drain for all to see. 6. Look over the edge to the person showering next to you, giggle, and then return to your side, whistling the tune "It's a Small World After All." 7. Bring in a rubber chicken. Get it all soapy, then toss in into the next stall. Demand that the person in that stall returns it to you, or you will cast a voodoo curse on them. The next day, hang the chicken from the bathroom lighting fixtures by a noose and stick numerous pins and forks in it. 8. Have a seizure. Bang against the walls of the stall really hard. Try to knock them down. If anyone later asks if you are okay, just say that you had some Mexican Jumping Fava Beans and they were reacting negatively with your stomach. 9. Bring a chunk of sodium metal. Leave it in the stall for the next person showering. 10. Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them "Not to do it" and ask them "Not to give in to sin". Wail mournfully when they step into the shower. 11. Initiate a war with the person in the stall next to you. Use the residue water on the floor as your battle medium, and float litte battleships over to their side. If they kick them back or throw them over the edge, exclaim that you didn't know they had the power of God and sheepishly mumble prayers for the duration of your shower. 12. Bring in a fake finger. Float it down the drainage "ditch". Ask if someone would be so kind as to return it to you. If no one does, tell them that the finger has been sacrificed to Satan and that the shower stalls are now possessed. Hang Halloween decorations and crepe-paper ghosts from them the next day. 13. Bang your head against the stall wall, shouting "Redrum! Redrum!" in your best groggy voice. 14. Bring a Yoo-Hoo to the shower with you. Complain about a stomachache, then moan "Ohhhh, um, uh-oh", and pour the Yoo-Hoo down the drain "ditch" for all to see. 15. Before you turn the shower on, make a noise like you are charging up a proton pack from Ghostbusters. Before you turn it off, ask Egon to set the trap up for you. 16. Bring a balloon into the shower. Make the balloon squeak for the duration of your bathing experience. Then pop it, and fall to the ground. 17. Bring dead fish into the shower with you. Let them float down the drainage "ditch", complaining about the quality of water these days. 18. Hang up the names of different farm animals in the stalls. Have everyone entering the stalls join you in a rendition of "Old McDonald Had A Farm", making the sound of their animal in the stall. 19. Turn the stall into a shrine for a pagan god. Call him Weeshy. Insist that anyone who uses that stall must tithe to receive his benefence and glory. If they don't tithe, avoid them for the rest of your life. 20. Take your shower like normal, and then begin screaming that the Communists are taking over. Bang battle sounds, including bombs, bazookas, and tanks. Towards the end, wearily declared victory. Leave wounded. 21. Levitate. If anyone complains, tell them that they are breaking your concentration and just because they have bad karma doesn't give them the right to spread it. 22. Blow bubbles. Exclaim that you are dissolving. 23. Bring in a bucket, fill it with water, and float a bar of soap in it. Charge a fee for people to see the Wicked Witch of the West bathing nude. Threaten anyone who laughs at you with flying monkeys. 24. Start singing Pavarotti really loud. In the middle, stop, stutter for a second, and then exclaim "Ohmigosh...do you know what these words REALLY mean?" 25. Walk in a man. Come out a woman. Complain that there are men in the bathroom. 26. Suck on the faucet head until you fill up with water. Complain that they Seven Chinese Brothers get no respect OR pretend to be a fountain. 27. Wet your head, and then sneak into a toilet stall. Flush the bowl and wait a minute. Walk out of the stall lurching, complaining about how dizzy you are. 28. Buy a bunch of those tiny animal-pills that expand into full, spongy shape when they get wet. Bring them into the shower and spill them into the ditch. Ask somebody for your pills back, and when they hand little animals, scream, slap them, and run away. 29. Make your best Psycho noise (reeEENT reeEENT...) 30. Try to get everyone in the other stalls to sing in four-part harmony with you. If this actually works, change your voice part every three measures. 31. Role-play with the guy in the stall next to you. If he claims to have rolled a natural 20, call him a liar and fire your bottle of shampoo on to his side. Complain about oily hair for the rest of the day. 32. Become a shower-pirate. Loot other stalls of soap, Oxy pads, and Q-Tips. Bury them under the tile floor. Fire cannons at people using the toilet stalls. 33. Scream out that your washcloth is attacking you, then fall to the floor and cover your face with it. Lie there for 2 hours. Three days later, have a little washcloth pop out of your stomach and terrorize the school. 34. Bring SCUBA gear into the shower with you. Talk to Cousteau. Upon leaving, tell everyone that the Titanic was actually torpedoed by the Germans. Be cocky. 35. Hum for a couple of moments, stop, make a "Mmm!" sound, and then announce to everyone that the mildew on the shower walls kind of tastes like head cheese. 36. Coat the floor in a fine layer of quick-drying cement. 37. Steal everyone's clothes from the changing compartment. Go into their rooms and take all their other clothes. Donate to a needy organization. 38. Hang "Marisa Cevasco steals Homecoming Queen Crown" signs in all the stalls. If anyone asks who Marisa Cevasco is, call them ignorant and ignore them for the rest of your life. 39. Bring in Sesame Street bath books. Read them aloud. Giggle everytime Bert walks in on Ernie bathing. 40. Stare at people's feet as they bathe. If they do not wash their feet, tell them so. If this happens a second time, steal their shoes and tell them that they left on strike. If they do wash their feet and fall down while doing it, laugh hysterically. 41. Stand outside the shower curtain, raise a harpoon, and shout "I'm coming for you, Moby!". Run in and do battle with the faucet-head. Walk out a pegleg. 42. Charge a toll for people wanting to use the shower. If they complain, light them on fire. Then they'll pay. 43. Hook up your shower-heads to a local dairy-farm. If anyone complains about the washing facilities, tell them that they should be thankful for a wholesome, pasturized, vitamins A & D fortified wash. Call them ingrates. 44. Put an electric eel in the water heater. Laugh everytime someone gets a shock. Call them glowworms. 45. Set up a slip and slide into the shower. Hurt yourself everytime you bump into the wall. Complain that your favorite physics professor shuts gravity off at the wrong times always. A Jacksonville University Senior Wrote: The following story happened about nine years ago when I was a freshman at Jacksonville State University. A close friend of mine suggested that I submit this story to your website because, in her words, “the whole world needs to hear it.” It was a Friday night at the home of the fighting Gamecocks and the usual funneling beer in the bathtub of our dorm room and packing our bags of Boone’s Farm to take to our favorite fraternity house started the night. We made our way to the best fraternity house at Jax State--it was off campus and was set up perfectly for live bands. Watching bands at the house was a weekly occurrence and I had become old hand at our procedures. Procedure was as follows: 1) Meet and greet all people at least one hour before the band started 2) Pour a large glass of Boone’s Farm (usually one whole bottle) and 3) Climb into our favorite deep 12 foot tall window to watch the band. These windows were deep enough to hold four of my sorority sisters comfortably, leaving room for dancing and general shaking of the butts. I was the first one to attempt to climb into the window that night, as always because I was the tallest. So, I stepped on the black box next to the windowsill (with 32-ounce cup in hand) with all intentions of getting into the window. What I didn’t pay attention to, however, was the fact that the box I was stepping on was an amplifier resting upon wheels. With my drink in my right hand, I stepped with my right foot, placing all of my weight onto the amplifier, sending my feet straight up into the air and my head pointed straight at the hardwood floor below. Panicking, I stuck out my left arm to attempt to break my fall from about three feet in the air. Needless to say, it didn’t help and I came crashing to the ground -- oh but don’t worry my head didn’t hit the floor because the butt pocket of my jeans got caught on the handle of the amplifier. I was basically left hanging upside down. My first thought was joy at the fact that I didn’t spill but a little but of my frosty beverage. Then came the happiness shared by the 200 other people at the party who were sure I had broken my neck. The fraternity boys quickly brought me into the kitchen to make sure I was ok (and that I wasn’t going to sue them). They attempted to give me ice for my bleeding head and my wrist that was swelling so bad that I shouldn’t have been able to move it. I couldn’t have cared less about the Ziploc bag of ice so they proceeded to attach it to my wrist with duct tape. The ice on my head did not get taped, thank God. I just kept sticking my cold glass there all night. No, I did not leave the party. It was the weekend before Spring Break and there was too much going on. So, with my bleeding head, messed-up wrist and who knows what else, I continued the night dancing to such classics as “Rump Shaker” and “Gin & Juice” (Old School). I woke up the next morning in severe pain, having no idea how me (or my car) made it home. I looked at my pillowcase and saw it stained with blood. I looked at my left wrist with a Ziploc bag duct taped to it. And a new development was the fact that I could barely move my left leg. Not remembering anything that happened -- all I knew was that I needed to go the emergency room. I called my brother who was a senior at the time to come get me and take me because there was no way I could drive myself. He had to be escorted upstairs into my all girls dorm to assist me in getting undressed from the blood-stained clothes and into some fresh ones. We got to the E.R. and met an awesome doctor who joked about breakdancing being out of style... and he began to fix me up. They ran a CT Scan on my head; x-rays on my back and butt and spent almost an hour figuring out how to get the duct tape off of my arm without tearing off too many layers of skin. I left the E.R. roughly six hours later with a concussion; a cast on my broken left wrist, a broken butt bone and a hangover the size of Texas. Don’t worry -- that didn’t stop me from having a blast the next week in Daytona on Spring Break! A University Marching Band Member Wrote: I was completely trashed, still nauseated, and unbelievably emotionalI will never forget the night of November 10, 2000. It was a night of many firsts for me. My friend, Cheryl, and I were going to a kegger at our friends' (Dave, Sam, and Brendan) apartment. We arrived there around 11 and the party was going full blast. Sam mixed Cheryl and me pretty potent rum and cokes, which we drained in about 10 minutes. We looked in their fridge and discovered two trays of Jell-O shots, so of course we helped ourselves to one. Then, this guy Andrew started playing Circle of Death and since Cheryl and I had never played before we eagerly jumped at the chance. We played the game for about 30 minutes during which time I downed two cups of beer. I decided it was time for another Jell-O shot. That's when someone brought a beer bong. Now, I had seen my brother do this before, but I had never tried it, so naturally, I wanted to experience another "first" that night. Since I was a "newbie," they only put a half a can of beer in (or so they said). I sucked it down pretty quick. I didn't know if I had really done a good job or not, but everyone told me how amazed they were at my "natural ability." Feeling pretty good, I went back to the drinking game where I drank at least another cup and a half of beer in about 10 minutes. At that point, I decided I wanted to beer bong again, but I wanted a full can. No one objected to this and I chugged it down. I was going to join the game again, but I realized I had to break the seal. So I made my way to their (only) bathroom and finally got in after waiting in line for a few minutes. After I got out, I ran into Dave, who was on his way to go use the bathroom. It was at about that point when I started to feel pretty sick. But I didn't want to ralph because I had never gotten sick from drinking before and that was one "first" I didn't want to experience that night. Unfortunately, my stomach had other plans. I realized I had better face the music and find my way to the toilet pretty soon. But Dave was still in there, so I leaned against the wall thinking I could hold it until he got out. Unfortunately, my brain was more patient than my stomach. I knew I was going to be tasting my dinner soon, whether I made it to the toilet or not. Since I was near the kitchen, I ran to the sink and let it loose. By the time I finished washing my vomit down the drain, I noticed there was a crowd around me asking if I was ok, and at that point, I realized that I felt much better. So I went back to the circle of death game. I think I drank another half cup of beer, but I don't really remember. The next thing I knew, I was praying to the porcelain god--at least I made it to the bathroom that time. After that, Cheryl decided it was time for me to go home. This was a wise choice considering it was 4 am, I was completely trashed, still nauseated, and by that point, unbelievably emotional. I actually started crying and apologizing profusely to Sam and Dave for puking in their sink, and to Brendan for spilling beer on his pants. Somehow Cheryl got me home and into my PJ's. I don't remember how I got home, how I got in my room, or how I got in my bed. I just know passing out at that point felt really good. The worst part was I had to get up at 9 am the next morning for marching band practice. There is nothing worse than marching around a stadium in the freezing cold at 10 am while trying to twirl your flag and keep from puking. YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN... * You consider McDonald's "real food." * Two miles is not too far to walk for a party. * You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it. * Prank phone calls become funny again. * The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday. (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night)WAYS TO IRRITATE YOUR PROFESSOR * Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. * Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. * Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (at least for the Male profs) * Address the professor as "your excellency". * When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" * Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers. * Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking. * Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent. * Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering. * Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you. * Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute) * Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room. * Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall. A letter from a college freshmen to her parents category/1.67816_1 Rating: PG-13 A college freshmen once wrote the following to her parents- Dear Mom and Dad, Just thought I'd drop you a note to clue you in on my plans. I've fallen in love with a guy named Buck. He quit high school between his sophomore and junior year to travel with his motorcycle gang. He was married at 18 and had two sons. About a year ago he got a divorce. We've been going steady for two months now and plan to get married in the fall. He thinks he should be able to find a job by then. Until then, I've decided to move into his apartment. I think I might be pregnant. At any rate, I dropped out of school last week. I was just bored with the whole thing. Maybe I'll finish college sometime in the future. (and then on the next page she continued) Mom and Dad, everything I've written so far in this letter is false. NONE OF IT IS TRUE. But Mom and Dad, it is true that I got a C in French and flunked my math test. And it is true that I'm overdrawn and need more money for my tuition payments. Submitted by rach4jc@aol.com YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT...... category/2.125_1 Rating: Quality: (Quality: Unrated) 1.If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen. 2.If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 3.If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal. 4.If you have ever written a check for 45 cents. 5.If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles. 6.If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping. 7.If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie.Olympic Dream Team I or II). 8.If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads. 9.If you cannot remember when you last washed your car. 10.If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip). [CENSORED] 13.If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night. 14.If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't 15.If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week 16.If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free", even though it sucks 17.If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy 18.If you wake up 10 minutes before class 19.If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them 20.If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class 21.If your social life consists of a date with the library 22.If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap 23.If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room 24.If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have 25.If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class 26.If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn 27.If you celebrate when you find a quarter 28.If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over [CENSORED] 31.If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself 32.If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis 33.If you get more sleep in class than in your room 34.If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles 35.If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo 36.If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes 37.If you get more e-mail than mail...... Actual excerpts from college course evaluation forms 1. "The textbook is almost useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room." 2. "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high." 3. "Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up!" 4. "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him." 5. "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree." 6. "Textbook is confusing; someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it." 7. "Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material." 8. "He is one of the best teachers I have had...He is well-organized, presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope my comments don’t hurt his chances of getting tenure." 9. "I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They’ve got a cool nest in the tree." 10. "Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose-spraying in all directions-no way to stop it." 11. "I never bought the textbook. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin CDs that I used while doing the problem sets." 12. "The course was very thorough. What wasn’t covered in class was covered on the final exam." A Day in the Life of a College Student Up too late the night before. Want to stay in bed some more. Searching for a matching sock in time to make my eight o'clock. Sprinting all the way to class. Slowly running out of gas. Walking in the pouring rain. A thunderstorm's inside my brain. Soaking wet, I make it in. Professor asks me where I've been. I try to think up some excuse. "It's chronic eight o'clock abuse!" Writing till my hand falls off. Don't have time to even cough. Can't get breakfast off my mind. Now I'm half-a-page behind! Man, this lecture's really boring. Is it me that I hear snoring? No, it's just the ocean breeze. I'm floating on a piece of cheese sailing off to la-la land, while jamming to a reggae band. And as I lay me down to rest, please let me dream I pass my test. And if I don't, for goodness sake, just let me sleep till summer break! College habits you can bring home... 1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door. 2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals. 3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with. 4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner. 5. Forget to dial the first two digits of your friend's phone number. 6. Dial 9 when calling out of your house. 7. Use your calling card when calling your friends. 8. Walk to the post office to get your mail. 9. Yell "FLUSH!" 10. Jump out of the shower just in case someone does flush. 11. Try to latch the bathroom door because you think you're in a stall. 12. Take all your shower items to and from your room. 13. Get dressed in the dark. 14. Go nuts looking for the quarter slots on the washing machine. 15. Make junk food runs at 11:30 at night. 16. Make popcorn just because you miss the smell. 17. Order pizza every Friday night. 18. Have one of your friends spend the night because you can't sleep in a room by yourself. 19. Move another bed, dresser, and desk into your room because there is too much extra space. 20. Hang pictures of your college friends on the wall so you don't miss them. 21. Hoard food under your bed for when it snows and you don't want to go out. 22. Walk around the neighborhood looking for a computer lab (e-mail withdrawl). I am a College Student category/1.25_1 Rating: Quality: (Quality: Unrated) I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as "mine" and my feet will never touch the floor of it I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls. I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer. I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembles a bathrobe. I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done because the kid I share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to me. I am a college student. Unsober scrawlings on my message board or late night and unsober IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me. I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my message board marker. I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties. I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes. I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits. I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed. I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed. I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter. I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated. I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say, "I can't wait to RENT that" or download it on my computer I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer involves getting in a vehicle. I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names. I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty bottles for vases. I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration. I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases. I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime. I am a college student. Going to bed before 2:00 am is almost unheard of. I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell dirty, even if it has been on the floor for 3 days, it can be worn again. I am a college student. I am accustomed to asking, "Do you have a student discount?" wherever I go I am a college student. Going to early classes in my pajamas is fine. I am a college student. Waking up 10 minutes before class from a night or just a nap is no problem. I am a college student. Holding my breath while walking into buildings to avoid the smoke is a defense mechanism. I am a college student. Since the garbage chute is broken, the garbage bags go on the floor by the door until someone leaves with enough time to go by the dumpster. I am a college student. If it's messy when my parents come, it's my roommates fault. I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through Saturday nights are never hard to find. I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my plasma, or my roommate's CD's. I am a college student. I am a free loader. I am a college student. 3:00 am trips to Wal-Mart are normal, and I am used to being tossed out of Wal-Mart drunk in the wee hours of the morning. I am a college student. The only times that I eat breakfast are when I am still up from partying the night before...and Steak and Shake or Waffle House--depends on what day of the month)is open and full of other drunk college students. I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see me on a "College Girls gone Wild" video. I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops. I am a college student. I have yelled at the people on the floor above me for being too loud at 3:00 am. I am a college student. I seldom make my bed. I am a college student. I use milk crates for furniture and blankets to cover my window. I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my mailbox. I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party. I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus before. I am a college student. I plead to not drive whenever a group of us go out just so I don't lose my parking spot. I am a college student. I hate bike cops. I am a college student. I am not afraid to pop-a-squat behind bushes/trees on campus while walking between parties! I am a college student. And love every bit of it!!!! Send this email to all of your college buds...I am a college student at...please copy and paste instead of forward. 1. Southwest Missouri State University 2. Westminster College 3. Central Missouri State University 4. Mizzou 5. McKendree 6. University of Missouri ( Go Tigers!) 7. Southwest Missouri State University 8. Southern Illinois University at Edwardsville 9. Maryville University 10. Winthrop University-yeah, yeah, hahahha 11. Belmont Abbey College 12. Clemson University 13. Wake Forest University 14. Wake Forest University 15. Holy Cross 16. Bridgewater State College 17. Stonehill College 18. Curry College 19. Millersville University 20. Drexel University 21. Saint Joseph's University 22. Fairleigh Dickinson University, Madison Campus 23. Rutgers University, Cook Campus 24. Ursinus College 25. Drew University 26. Drew University -- Madison, NJ 27. UMASS, Amherst 28. Bloomsburg University, PA 29. Kean University, NJ 30. Kean University, NJ 31. Penn State, University Park 32. Cal State Fullerton 33. University of Southern California -- Los Angeles, CA 34. Mount Saint Mary's College! ~all girls in LA~ 35. Mount St. Mary's College (again). Los Angeles, CA 36.University of California, Santa Barbara, CA 37. ADELPHI UNIVERSITY, Garden City, NY 38. University of California Los Angeles 39.University of California Los Angeles 40. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA- WHAT HAT?!?! 41. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ... fight on! 42. UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ... LIKE HAAAAAAAAAT!!! 43. University of California at Riverside ( 45 minutes from LA) 44. SPELMAN COLLEGE, 45. Spelman College 46. Valdosta State University 47. Valdosta State University 48. Georgia Southern University:) 49. FAMU 50. FAMU 51. NC State!!! Wolf pack pride! (but i'm still a FLA Queen) 52. University of Florida. 53. University of Florida 54. Duke 55. Duke University 56. Columbus State University (GA baby) 57. Stanford University 58. University of Chicago 59. University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill 60. University of North Carolina at Greensboro 61. North Carolina State University!!!!! Go WOLFPACK! 62. North Carolina State University 63. Appalachian State University 64. UNC Chapel Hill!! Go HEELS!!!!!! 65. ~*~UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHARLOTTE~*~ROCK ON~ 66. FLORIDA TECH 67. Florida Tech! :) 68. Purdue University- Boiler Up Baby! 69. MIZZOU 70. Mizzou 71. Mizzou 72. Northwest Missouri State University 73. Truman State University 74. Truman State University (yeah truman, yeah) Go CSP!!!!!!!!! 75. Winona State University 76. College of St. Catherine (the Katies are comin Step out the way) 77. University of Wisconsin-Superior 78. Minnesota State University Mankato 79. North Dakota State University- NDSU 80. Lake Area Tech, Watertown SD 81. Dakota State University, Madison SD 82. St Cloud State University, St Cloud, MN 83. Dakota Wesleyan University, Mitchell, SD 84. Cedar Crest College-Allentown, PA 85. University of South Dakota, Vemillion, SD 86. Creighton Univerisity, Omaha NE 87. CONCORDIA University, Seward NE 88. Concordia University, Seward, Nebraska 89. Cornell College, Mt. Vernon, Iowa 90. Dana College, Blair, Nebraska 91. Dana College, Blair, NE< 92. Dana College, Blair, NE 93 Southeast Community College, Milford, NE 94. MidAmerica Nazarene University, Olathe, KS 95. Doane College, Crete NE 96. Trinity University, San Antonio, TX 97. Trinity U, SA TX!! go tigers!!! 98. *University of Kentucky* 99. UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY 100. UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY!!!!! 101. Western Kentucky* GO TOPS!! 102. WESTERN KENTUCKY UNIVERSITY! 103. Campbellsville University, Kentucky 104. BEREA COLLEGE, KY 105. Austin Peay State University, TN 106. University of Kentucky 107. Eastern KY Univ. 108. Berea College, KY 109. Berea College, KY 110. University of Louisville, KY :D 111. Univeristy of Louisville 112. Jefferson Community College 113. Eastern Kentucky University 114. WESTERN KENTUCKY UNIVERSITY!!!! (Go Hilltoppers!!!! woo-hoo) 115. University of Kentucky-Go CATS!!!! 116. Eastern Kentucky University

Links to other sites on the Web

Home
Attend Fake University!
College Club
Study 24-7
Collegeville
Fastweb Scholarship Site

Serious Stuff Ten Tips You Need to Survive College Ten Tips You Need to Survive College floating (Your first-aid kit--10 tips to keep you afloat.) faderbl List of 1 items • 1. If you haven't already registered, try not to schedule back to back classes. You'll wear yourself out besides missing the best times to study--right before and right after class. list end List of 1 items • 2. Begin the first day of class. Know what's expected of you Take notes from the first day even if it's routine stuff you think you already know. list end List of 1 items • 3. Establish a routine time to study for each class. For every hour you spend in class, you will probably need to study two hours outside class. Studying for each subject should be at the same time, same place, if possible. Study includes more than just doing your homework. You will need to go over your notes from by class, labeling, editing, and making sure you understand them. Study your syllabus daily to see where you are going and where you have been. Be sure to do reading assignments. (Don't put them off just because there's not a written assignment.) Read ahead whenever possible. Prepare for each class as if there will be a pop quiz. list end List of 1 items • 4. Establish a place to study. Your place should have a desk, comfortable chair, good lighting, all the supplies you need, etc., and of course, should be as free of distractions as possible. It should not be a place where you routinely do other things. It should your study place. list end List of 1 items • 5. Do as much of your studying in the daytime as you can. What takes you an hour to do during the day may take you an hour and a half at night. list end List of 1 items • 6. Schedule breaks. Take a ten minute break after every hour of study. If possible, avoid long blocks of time for studying. Spread out several short study sessions during the day. list end List of 1 items • 7. Make use of study resources on campus. Find out about and use labs, tutors, videos, computer programs, and alternate texts. Sign up for an orientation session in the campus library and computer facilities. Get to know your professors and advisors. Ask questions. "I didn't know," or "I didn't understand" is never an excuse. list end List of 1 items • 8. Find at least one or two students in each class to study with. Studies show that students who study with someone routinely make better grades. You will probably find yourself more motivated if you know someone else cares about what you are doing in the class. Teaching a concept or new idea to someone else is a sure way for you to understand it. Studying in a group or with a partner can sometimes become too social. It is important to stay focused. list end List of 1 items • 9. Study the hardest subject first. Work on your hardest subjects at a time when you are fresh. Putting them off until you're tired compounds the problem. list end List of 2 items • 10. Be good to yourself. Studying on four hours of sleep and an empty stomach or junk-food diet is a waste of time. Avoid food and drink containing caffeine just before or just after studying. • For more tips and practice using these tips , you may want to purchase Practicing CollegeLearning Strategies , 3rd edition by Carolyn Hopper published by Houghton Mifflin, 2003 Return to Study Skills Help Page list end faderbl

© 2000 percussion@tds.net