Youji: Aya! Where are you going at this time of day?

Aya: Somewhere....

Youji: Exactly WHERE are you going?!* tap tap*

Aya: * raise eyebrow* Would you like to know...* slam door*

Youji: Okay! I'm sick and tired of him going off for hours on end and coming back all worn and tired the next day....

Omi: Youji-kun..you do that too you know...

Youji: *Raise eyebrow*

Ken: He's in denial!

Youji: Why you brat!

Omi: * stepping in the middle of Youji and Ken* Stop it you guys!

Ken:Hmph...

Youji: I'll be in my room...* runs up the stairs*

Omi:*looking doubtful and biting his lower lip* I wonder why Youji-kun is very high-strung nowadays...

Ken: *snort*Too much to drink...

In Youji Kudo's room...

Youji: Man! This place is sooooo boring that I'm actually getting worried about Aya....AYA! Of all people!* throws arms into the air* What the hell to do?Hmmm....

* Suddenly the window flaps open and Youji goes into his fighting stance, wire ready in his hand as a a form slips in....

Youji: Schuldig?

Schuldig: * grin* Is that how you treat your buddy, Youji Kudo?

Youji:* twitch eyebrow but is still in ready stance* Since when has the Schwartz been our buddy?

Schuldig: *sneer* Since your buddy,Aya , has been making all sorts of interesting deals with Brad, lately...

Youji:??? What deals?* starts withdrawing wire*

Schuldig: The missions are over and we have nothing to do...You can't imagine the ridiculous things they have plannned for us....

Youji: It's THAT bad , that you've actually gone to us for help?* sits down on his bed*

Schuldig: * sitting on the windowsill* You can't belive what they're gonna make us do....especially, YOU AND ME!

Youji:* crosses arms and raises one eyebrow* Why us...especially?

Schuldig: I think they're on to us....'something like that....

Youji: So what did they plan...exactly....

Schuldig: They're shipping us off....to....*shudder*

Youji: To what? Can't be that bad...I mean we're assasins...we've lived through worst ordeals....

Schuldig: They're...they're....

Youji: Yes?

Schuldig:* mumbles something*

Youji: What?

Schuldig: They're shipping us off to some weird, psychophatic fanfic author named FalconIce....

Youji: They wouldn't!

* Suddenly out of nowhere appeared the forms of Aya and Brad Crawford....

Aya:*smirk*

Brad: Believe it or not...both of you are going!

Schuldig:*pleading eyes* Don't we get a say in this?

Brad: If we'd let you....

Aya: You wouldn't shut up....

Brad: So this is the only way...

* Aya and Brad grab a huge black plastic bag out of " things- to- catch -people- with-space" and grabbed both Bishonens and then labeled the package...to the Evil Fanfic Author's Dimension....FalconIce....

~To be continued~

This is just another of the weird Ideas I get in my head these days...God I'm bored!!!!!! I need comments people!

Youji:* sigh* How about us? We're bored too....

Schuldig:*nod*

FI: Thats why I was just about to ask the very nice people out there what adventures can I write you two in!

Schuldig:*nod*

Youji:* irritated glance at Schuldig* Big help you are!

Schuldig:* smirks and then nods*

Youji:* pleading look at FalconIce* Can I throttle him...pls!

FI: No! I can't write a fic with only you! Shuldig has to be in it!

Schuldig:* smirks and nods some more just to irritate Youji*

Youji: *growls*

FI: Now, Youji dear can you pls tell them my ad....

Youji: *Grumbe grumble* Falcon_Ice@chichiri.zzn.com

Schuldig:*nod nod*

Youji: Die!