Me!
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Last updated: 10-31-04
I am 28 years old 
I have a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Ohio University, and a Associate of Science Degree from Columbus State Comunity College. 

I have taught classes on knot tying, material science, and rube goldberg machines.   I have worked on building and designing machines since I was a child..  Nothing that crossed my path ever escaped modification and improvement.  I have proficiency in the following areas:

Welding
Machine tools (CNC, Lathe, Mill, shop tools)
Dynamics analysis
Puppetry
Eurgonomics
Mathematics
Statics
House hold electrical installation
CAD (Solid Edge, cadcam)
Controls
Pneumatic systems
Hydrodynamics
Air flow
Material science
Part design, use and materials application.


I live, invent, and work in NYC
I have enjoyed meeting the people here, and being around this odd little industrious island. 
I wake up every morning knowing that I am nothing special and that I could have just as well been Ronald Regan's dog or even a greater idiot than what I already am. 

Through living in the United States and exploring materials, their use, and incorporation into my imagination, I attempt to make this world a better, and more fun place.  

I design and build things inscessantly, and enjoy building complex, math based engineered devices as much as I enjoy fantastical and frivolous contraptions that have little or  no use. 

I enjoy:
Walking in warm rain.
The wind
The ocean when it is stormy
National Public Radio
Spinach
Tim Burtin Movies
Ensure (yes, the stuff that old people drink)
Tom Waits
Really good quality,  heavy duty tools
People who are caring and hug alot
Nutella
Good Fresh Baked Bread
and random tea parties

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