Shaving Cream I have a sad story to tell you It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night I went into my bathroom And I stepped in a big pile of shhhh- hhhaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Here we are in this fine yummy coffee joint I hate to be picking a nit But hey, dude, I orded coffee latte supreme And you brought me a cup full of shhhhh- hhaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen The runningback takes a handoff from the quarterback He gets a block, OOH what a hit! He's out in the clear He's going all the way OH! he trips on a big pile of shhhh- hhhaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen I went swimming in the Atlantic Ocean I thought that I'd cool off a bit But accidently, I swallowed some water Let me tell you it tasted like shhhhh- hhhaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen Our cars make a lot of pollution Makes the air hard to breathe, I'll admit Just think if we all still rode horses All our streets would be knee-deep in shhhh- hhhaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen And now folks, my song it has ended I think it is time I should quit. If any of you feel offended Stuck your head in a bucket of shhhhh- hhhaving cream Be nice and clean Shave every day and you'll always look keen.