Book: The Stand, by Stephen King
Song: In the House of Stone and Light, by Martin Page
Movie: Clue
Food: Hard to say. I like a lot of things. I'll say Spaghetti. Also, I like bread a lot.
Number: 19 or 27
Clue (board game) character: Miss Scarlet
Clue (movie) character: Mrs. White
Clue Master Detective character: Madame Rose
Breed of dog: Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Animal: Duck-billed platypus. I also like puffins.
Painting: The Lady of Shallot, by John William Waterhouse
White: Well! That would be quite an achievement, since you told us that she's dead already.
-Clue
"Oh, Christ," Eddie said. "I left the world I knew to watch a kid try and put booties on a [fouled]-up weasel. Shoot me, Roland, before I breed."
-Wizard and Glass, by Stephen King
"But then I'd have to get all new pants!"
-Ben, a guy I go to school with
"You've got to envision, like, broccoli."
-Mike, another guy I go to school with
"What are the figures? What are the facts? What do people mean when they talk about things?"
-Michael Palin
"It was sort of nice to meet you- I mean, it was nice to sort of meet you."
-April, to Eric
"'Good news,' said Dortmunder with some surprise, as someone else might say Look! A unicorn!"
-"What's the Worst That Could Happen?" by Donald E. Westlake
(Get ready, this is a long one):
Wadsworth: Mrs. White, you've been paying our friend the blackmailer after your husband died under, shall we say, mysterious circumstances...? [Scarlet laughs.]
White: Why is that funny?
Scarlet: I see, that's why he was lying on his back, in his coffin!
White: I didn't kill him!
Mustard: Then why are you paying the blackmailer?
White: I don't want a scandal, do I? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation... he was deranged... a lunatic! I don't think he actually liked me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public.
Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her.
Scarlet: Oh. And was that his final word on the matter?
White: Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?
Wadsworth: Yet he was the one who died, not you, Mrs. White, not you!
Scarlet: What did he do for a living?
White: He was a scientist. Nuclear physics.
Scarlet: What was he like?
White: Well, he was always a stupidly optimistic man, I'm afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died, but he was found dead at home- his head had been cut off, as had his... you know... [Green, Mustard, and Plum cross their legs.] I had been out all evening, at the movies.
Scarlet: Do you miss him?
White: Well, it's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead, I have a life.
Wadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared.
White: Well, that was his job, he was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!
White: [chuckles] He wasn't a very good illusionist!
-Clue