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| Funny Things Robin Has Said |
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| This is my friend Robin, who is neat and has a tendency to say exceedingly humorous things. I've taken to writing them down. This site will definitely be growing, the more Robin talks. Look forward to more funny quotes. |
| "Was that the party with the strobe light and the ferret?" |
| "It was like- light, dark, light, ferret!" |
| "You finally made a witty comment!" |
| "[At my middle school] everyone was either gay, Jewish, or left-handed." |
| [brightly] "We're down with the sickness!" [claps hands] |
| "You know, being stoned really makes you appreciate sobriety. 'Y'know, it doesn't take half an hour to get through five minutes. I appreciate that.'" |
| "We'll get together. We'll be sordid." |
| MORE TO COME!!! |
| "Oh, the Redskins won a game? That would explain the monkeys flying out of my butt." |
| "I haven't said anything amusing today. Wow, I have a bag." |
| [over IM] Woo! I just like it when funny people think I'm funny. I will now do the funny dance. *boogie* |