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    If you are an odd person (in more ways than one) who has stumbled across this site in search of answers to all of life's questions, you are probably out of luck. However, there is also a pretty small chance you may learn something useful. Not like 'toothbrush' useful, more like 'laser-guided-bouncey-ball' useful. I created this site so I could share some of the useless knowledge I posess and poison a whole bunch of normal people's minds with my dumb ideas, thus making me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I also set it up so I could create some surveys to answer thought-provoking/retarded questions. (Which, after my first poll site succumbed to the dark side of the interwebular force, is now thriving superly.) But look around, I have tonnes (metric) of crap in here worth viewing.
     Also, check out my
Quotes that work, Funny Stuff, Editorials, Archive and Results pages for more useless info. Any ideas or comments? Want to complain? Go nuts. E-mail me.
Contact Info:
Links:
Results
plishenko@hotmail.com
Email:
Plishenko Voskov
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Did you know:    (The welfare section)
That this section is somewhat pointless, I don't know why I even put this thing in here. That's why it looks like sh@t.
Quotes
Special thanks to Pavel Kirilovich Krukov for quote contribution
Funny Stuff
My Blog Thing (Like a bloggy version of this site.)
Another good site for a laugh set up by one of my comrades.
/ I love this thing,
\  makes me feel popular.
Make a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Editorials
Archives
Feb. 12- New 'Fun With Anagrams' section on my Funny Stuff page.
June 10- New everything. Just go everywhere.
July 29- New
quotes. (Bottom.)
Aug. 17- New
Funny Stuff and quote.
Aug. 29- New
Funny Stuff and finally, a new poll! (Plishenko does a jig.)
Oct. 1- New
Quotes.
Feb. 14- New
Quotes and Results.
Dec. 17- Okay, anohter dump of new-ness. Um, check the poll, my
Editorials page, and a bunch of other places.
Who is wicked awesomer?
Ninjas.
Pirates.
Ninja-Pirates.
Jesus, 'cause he's like, 4 ninjas in one.
Jonathan Livingston Seagul. Seriously, this bird can poop on your head from like a milllion dimensions away.
Reggie Fils-aime. Google him and you will poop yourself.
My dad, because he uses a straight-edge.
  
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screw with me.  Whatever.