| P L U N G E B E R T |
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| I'm ready to plunge ! |
| Oops ! |
| Didn't you get the memo? |
| Were you talking again when I made the announcements ? |
| Would you |
| believe I won it at |
| a plunging competition ? |
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| We bow to you, Oh Mighty one ! |
| Don't talk to me. You didn't believe me. |
| I told you not to let them get you down ! |
| You guys have been doing it wrong. Here's how you do that plunge. |
| Is that right? I thought it was on the other foot. |
| Here's the way I do it. |
| No. That's wrong ! |
| I sure thought I was right. |
| Don't let them get you down. |
| We know we're right ! |
| Sigh |
| Now try it with the music. |
| It won't help. We know we're right ! |
| Oops ! |