An_Irresistible

The table she prepared for me was stunning,
service so exquisite,
I could not help but adhere to strictest etiquette,
taking pains to use the proper utensils
and daintily dab with my serviette
as I genteelly savored each scrumptious course,
courteously complimenting my hostess
while engaging her in polite dinner conversation.
It was a true gentleman she toasted over the entrée,
but when it came time for dessert,
it was a brute who brushed the fine crystal and china aside
and hoisted her and her gown up on my place setting,
gorging like a pig until even my ears were wet.

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