| Cat invited me to her home, a mansion some would say, that was the spoils of her divorce, and she proudly pointed out the wealth of its amenities upstairs and down. But being a man of action and true sentiment, I was not impressed by the polish of her sticks and stones, and withheld the flattery she was so clearly fishing for. So she led me to the grounds out back, replete with furnished deck and pool, hot tub and gazebo, and fringed in floral and arboreal splendor. But it was the full-sized trampoline that caught my eye, and so I led her there, stripped us both of worldly wrappings and laid her down on its springy bed. Intentionally skipping all ceremony, I straightaway introduced her to the bounty I had in store for her, applying my considerable means to her end so that we bounced together higher and higher from the prideful thrusts of my affluence. At the close of business, I made a generous deposit into her vault, then finally allowed her, “Nice place you’ve got here.” |
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