I WANT TO BE A CRICKET BALL

I want to be a cricket ball Virginia Williams sighs

So I can be rubbed up and down that lovely bowler’s thighs

I’m all red and round and shiny with a very pronounced seam

The bowlers finger down my spine, Oh what a lovely dream

Sometimes the bowler might get angry and give me an erotic rub

And as my mate Delboy used to say its “Lovely Bubbly Grub”