LUCKY

You can believe this or not,but I'm always in luck

Because I'm in the right place when things 'FALL OFF A TRUCK"

When the boxes start to wobble,with a leap and a bound

I catch them in my arms before they fall to the ground

Now "Her indoors" got quite a big shock

When I came home last night with five ton of bush rock

"My oath" she screamed "Where did you get all that muck

I said "Would you believe me if I said that it fell off a truck"

It could be Government papers or a coppers report

A case of jack daniels or a bottle of port

But whatever it is it lands right in my lap

And all of my neighbors applaude with a grin and a clap

It could be a bottle of whiskey,a case full of coke

And would you believe this nothing ever gets broke

And when the police question me I say "Im ever so sorry"

"I was just walking past and it fell off a lorry"

"And as it was a road hazard I picked it up in my arms"

And I give him a smile and turn on all my charm

"Cut my throat if I lie, I'm as honest as God"

Turn it in ,I know you ,your a thieving old sod"

So if someone offers you a half-price screen door

It's nudge nudge wink wink and do'nt say no more

Just get out your money and do'nt give a damn

Because next time you'll be offered a whole side of lamb