| My mammy's always drinking tea I think she loves it more than me But I prefer the taste of coke Until the bubbles make me choke. Joseph likes coffee - he thinks it's cool To pretend he's old. He's such a fool Dad likes beer with froth on top And when he starts he doesn't stop Can after can, in front of the telly- Mammy says he should watch his belly But I find it soft and very squeezy. He bounces me on it really easy But he let out a YELL the other morning When I jumped on it without warning He was lying down on the long settee I cried out, " Dad ..it's only ME !" |
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