Fish and Chips
There was a young man who loved his food
Especially fish and chips
And even bacon and tomatoes
Made him lick his lips
But those french fries with haddock large
And bread and butter too
Were twice as good as cheese on toast
And mother's Irish Stew
Pizzas, sausage, beans on toast
He loved them all with peas
But the smell of frying haddock
Made him tremble at the knees
He couldn't pass a Chippy
Without staring with round eyes
At the wrapping of the battered cods
And the crispy crunchy fries
He vowed to go to Whitby
And go fishing for the cod
I'll bring them home for England
I WILL, I WILL, BY GOD!
Bethany
Joseph played with
A ball and drew
Whilst Bethany smiled
And sat on the loo
Chattering and singing
She played with the Smurfs
Then asked for a video
As though we were serfs
Munching and crunching
She sat and smiled
Like a beautiful Princess
Not a bit wild.
She announced to the world
As she opened her lips
For tea I would like
BROCCOLI AND CHIPS !