LIMERICKS

There once was a young man called Chris Who puckered up his lips for a kiss His girl looked askance And continued to dance And shouted, "Let's give it a MISS."

LIMERICKS

There was a man whose greatest wish Was to learn how to drink like a fish He drank three bottles of wine As he went out to dine And kept calling the waitresses Mish hic...hic upps

There was a young lady called Jo Who started to count up to four But when she reached three She started to wee And covered the chair and the floor

LIMERICKS

There once was a poser called Mike Who loved to have hair in a spike He used so much gel It started to swell He fell off his new mountain bike

LIMERICKS

CLICK HERE FOR HOME PAGE