It stares when it's blank
It's waiting for me
To start up and clank.
It's the printer that clanks
And causes that whine
But the blinking green button
Is the real 'come-on' sign.
Please start me it says
Just PRESS - it's TOO quiet.
Sit near me close
And CLICK ME just try it.
I'm not happy alone
In this corner - all black.
I want to be BEEPY
And back on TRACK !
You feel ill -you say
You have a RASH ?
When you come online next -
I'll make sure you CRASH!