strange tales
Drinking too much sugary juice
Can often make your teeth come loose
Without them Kate looks rather
toothy
And calls her sister Lucy..
Luthy
There was a young man called Matt
Who thought he was a dog or a cat
He waited till night
And then had a fight
And chased himself round like a prat !
There once was a man called El Cid
Who rode into battle - he did.
He was dressed all in red
But decidedly DEAD
And beat all the Moors -
no kid !
There was a boy called Mark
Who went to see Jurassic Park
It frightened him so
He shouted, " Let's Go!"
And wouldn't go to bed in the dark!
There was a young man called Dowd
Who couldn't stop sneezing so loud
The rafters would ring
Wine glasses would PING
He sneezed so much one day -
he drowned!