strange tales

Drinking too much sugary juice Can often make your teeth come loose Without them Kate looks rather toothy And calls her sister Lucy..Luthy

There was a young man called Matt Who thought he was a dog or a cat He waited till night And then had a fight And chased himself round like a prat !

There once was a man called El Cid Who rode into battle - he did. He was dressed all in red But decidedly DEAD And beat all the Moors - no kid !

There was a boy called Mark Who went to see Jurassic Park It frightened him so He shouted, " Let's Go!" And wouldn't go to bed in the dark!

There was a young man called Dowd Who couldn't stop sneezing so loud The rafters would ring Wine glasses would PING He sneezed so much one day - he drowned!