(*This was before the Shirley McClaine´s Geishas Mastery Internet Mail Order business.)
I will add, Iheard AMY got caught up with an Elephant caravan, and starred in one of those Harrison Ford Trader Of The Lost, she was the screaming one, cant be true she married Steven Speilberg, that WOULD be cause for screaming...
(For sometime, I have been trying to attract the British to my site, but obviously we have been lied to, apparently, the Germans won.)
YANK'S REVENGE, A POLL:
I. IS THE AVERAGE BRIT MORE INTELLIGENT THAN 1. A SCONE 2. A CRUMPET 3. A STRUMPET OR 4. PORRIDGE.
II. IS THE OXFORDIAN-CAMBRIDGIAN SCHOOL OF THOUGHT MORE VALID THAN 1. CLINTONS PAST ATTENDANCE 2. MONICA'S SERVICING HIM 3. A FRENCH ECLAIR OR 4. AN ASSUMPTION OF INTELLECT.
III. CONSIDERING THE FIRST TWO QUESTIONS WITHIN BRITAIN'S SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY, ALL EXCELL AT: PUB CRAWLING 2. PUB RUNNING 3. PUB PINT MEASURING OR 4. EXCUSES FOR ABSENTIA.
IV. THE BRITISH MILITARY AND OR THEIR NATIONAL CUISINE IS EQUAL TO: 1.FLATULANCE 2. ERECT INCOHESIVENESS 3. MILDEWED LAUNDRY OR 4. PORRIDGE WITH A DEATH WISH.
V. BRITISH GOVERNMENTAL FREE WORLD PROWESS EQUALS: 1. PM TONY BLAIR IN A RAINSTORM WITH RUBBERS 2. THE PM ESCORTED BY BOBBYS WEARING RUBBERS IN A RAINSTORM. 3. ALL IN A ENTOURAGE INCLUDING HORSES WEARING RUBBERS. OR 4. A SEA OF UMBRELLAS, RUBBERS WORN ONLY IF OCCASION WARRANTS.
VI. BRITAINS CONTRIBUTION TO FASHION: 1. GHASTLY 2. DREADFUL 3. DREARY OR 4. JULIE ANDREWS
VII. BRITAIN'S FOOD COMMODITIES FOR THIRD WORLD DISTRIBUTION: 1. INEDIBLE 2. UNPALATABLE 3. UNDIGESTIBLE OR 4. CARDBOARD BOX MATERIAL POSSIBILTY.
VIII. WOULD YOU MIND, BRITAIN, AS YOU PONDER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE AS IF A SECOND LANGUAGE, WOULD YOU ON 911 TAKE SOME FLOWERS QUIETLY INTO CEMETARIES WITH SOLIQUEY FOR THE GRAVES OF ANY OF YOURS OR OURS THAT DIED IN WAR. CITIZENS OR SOLDIERS*=. THANK YOU. J.B., S.O.B.( EAT YOUR HEART OUT, O.B.E.S)
P.S. SIR MCCARTNEYS TRUE CONTRIBUTION TO WORLD PEACE: 1. LENNONLESS 2. HARRISONLESS 3. HYPNOTIC GIBBERISH OR 4. UNOFFICIAL DRUGS EMPORIUM, LTD. (*=Years ago, in a moment of disillusionment, I paid a florist in San Antonio, Texas, 25 dollars to send Mr. McCartney, a white rose--He owes me.
MUST BE HARD ON THOSE WHO ADMIRE BRITAIN, THEM
NOT EXISTING...please link to
how our cowboys dont exist either.
In case you are wondering about these small blips of text on my pages, its a way to reserve area for my voluminous poetic works sure to come...7,27,02:I have decided to begin a diary of the stuff that passes through my mind, including poetry, I dont have time today, I have to go scavenge out of dumpsters to find food, because Wells Fargo bank refuses to give me an extra amount in their direct deposit transfer
(4/3/03 THERE IS A YET ANOTHER ISSUE REGARDING WELLS
FARGO BANK, IN ABOUT YEAR OF 2000, I ALLOWED WELLS FARGO TO CHARGE ME $5.00 FOR EVERY $100.00 I ADVANCED ON MY NEXT MONTHS S.S.I. DIRECT DEPOSIT. THEN LATER THEY RAISED THE FEE TO $7.50 per hundred. THEY STATE THIS IS A PER ANNUM INTEREST. WHAT IT REALLY HAS DONE AND NO DOUBT FOR COUNTLESS OTHERS IS ADDICT US TO PAYING THEM $37.50 A MONTH FOR WHAT AMOUNTS TO, OUR OWN MONEY.
THE FEE IS THE SAME AT THE FIRST OF THE MONTH OR AT THE END OF THE MONTH. I AM PAYING THEM, PRESENTLY, $450.00 a year! SURELY, THE TOTAL EFFECTS OF THIS SHOULD BE ETHICALLY CONSIDERED, IF BY NO ONE THEN THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION THAT ADMINISTERS THE FUNDS.
I spend and have always a considerable amount of my monthly stipend, mailing letters, defending Civil Rights and such. For months, I have emailed the Feds, my observations on possible terrorist scenarios, without one acknowledgement. Mr. Bush wants us citizens to do free, what he and the other bureaucrats get paid for doing. I have definitly decided to give up such, I DONT CARE IF TERRORISTS LAND IN FRONT OF ME, LET SOMEONE ELSE DO IT...j.b. ACTUALLY, let me demonstrate what I always do, no matter, how I protest I wont. About 10 days ago, I sat outside a laundromat on Washington St. and ASH ST., in Escondido, Ca. next to a E-Z-Mart convience store. A beautiful black new SUV pulls up and a smartly dressed young Black male gets out and goes inside the mart. I note his tape deck playing using the term "crackhead" in its rap, loudly. Suddenly, he comes back out and quickly changes it to a different kind of music. A bit later, he leaves and without apparently buying anything, and drives off. I get most of his license number, which I submit obediantly like a Pavlovian dog to the feds by email. They never say thank you, not even for over 50 drug rings turned in over the years. They regard me as if a rag polishing their expensive shoes.
G.W.'S JELLY*
Bill Simon's
Offshore Tax Shelters
And Gray Davis
Sales Tax Exemption
For Indian Tribes
While California
In Major Budget Deficit.
Seal Empty Jar.
Write In Riordan's Name
On Jar Label, Probably
Not Possible Otherwise.
(*The National Debt Began During Reagan's Terms, now his inheriter of policy, G.W. ignores the 7 trillion one.)
TWO: CONTINUATION OF THE MONUMENTAL ESSAY LETTER:
From the moment, I walked into, last year, the Interfaith Community Services area at Quince and Washington St.s, Escondido, Ca., I RECOGNIZED ITS CRIMINAL POTENTIAL. The building is a L, entrance is from both ends BEHIND, whether by foot or car traffic. At one end is a mechanic's garage business. Inbetween is the kitchen asnd offices of the Interfaith Operation. In the front of the building at the other end, is a auto wholesale paint store. Behind it was a loading dock for donations. The perfect set up to run in drugs, illegals or contraband. I reported this immediately to the Feds. Reporting that one night sitting in a mistful rain, I viewed some illegals in the front move into the back, and a van coming soon after them.
Now I read they have a new $400,000.00 grant to have a labor pool inside as well, EVEN AIDING AND ABETTING UNDOCUMENTED ALIENS! THEY WERE FIRST SET UP TO SERVE AMERICAN HOMELESS, NOW THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A COVER. One of theirs, a Mr. Gonzalez says, "THIS IS SUCH A HUGE REVOLUTIONARY THING." AND NOW OUR COCAINE GOVERNOR WANTS TO GIVE ILLEGALS BEFORE CITIZENSHIP, THE RIGHT TO HAVE DRIVER LICENSES, WHICH WILL INSURE SMUGGLERS AND TERRORISTS AS WELL LICENSE TO CRIMINAL! IF THE TERRORISTS STRIKE< THERE MAY BE A SERIOUS BACKLASH AGAINST MEXCICAN IMMIGRANTS, VIOLENCE AFFECTING THEM COULD BE THEIR LEGACY. KNOW WELL OUR GOVERNOR MERELY WANTS TO EXPLOIT TO INCREASE HIS VOTERS BASE. I ASK THE GOVERNOR, CAN HE BE SURE THAT EVERY CHECKPOINT WILL BE ABLE TO PROCESS THE CHECKS AND BALANCES, HE WISHES TO INSTALL, AT ALL SUCH STATIONS WITHOUT GRIDLOCK. AND WHAT OF THE COUNTERFEITERS OF SUCH DOCUMENTS... WHAT A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY, THIS WILL BE FOR THEM. FRANKLY, I THINK THE GOVERNOR IS DOING TOO MUCH COCAINE.
