ONE: A NEW KIND OF USO IDEA: TWO: AL FRANKEN'S IDEAS FOR OUR BUDGET DEFICIT:
*forget celebrities, rather have a place for those full of vinegar and piss, to escape those huckster areas, Pinnicchio wouldnt venture into.

(9/27/04: This page was written a long time before the present Iraqi conflict, by no means, do I mean any disrespect...consider our present plight, Marines still assume rubberbands will protect them rather than condoms...if of course they can even figure out how to get those on. I have learned to avoid Marines (and sailors) at all cost.)
A place for a church members home cooked meal, a minimum of religious dogma, tours of the local area with access to real people of the community. 

I have a source, that tells me, she did provacative broadcasts in WWII, that the Marines sat out the war in taverns, begat children and hired an out of work Italian actor to play an Indian raising a flag on some obscure island.  Perhaps, with the new USO's, we could defeat that kind of hyperbole. J.B.  (I really should confess, using a garden reflection ball, I apparently have devined up either Tokyo Rose or Axis Sally, who continue to give me information. For instance, the Marines of WWII came largely from stock, that required posters in the barracks that demonstrated how to put their pants on. And such for using a toothbrush, them assuming it used for cleaning grooves. Some areas were not addressed, and it was let them to believe towel holders were the main use, though unreliable.

I will write more as it is revealed...

....Recently, in an informal poll of Marines in Oceanside, Ca. I discovered they are not instructed in nutrition, nor regarding vitamin intake. THEY ARE NOT DISCOURAGED NOT TO SMOKE NICOTINE, if this were done, it is possible they might at long last become sentient.  J.B.

*Why not a community travel agency for these young soldiers, with discounted or free sponsored jaunts with a hundred miles or so radius of area, for them to see either scenic areas or enjoy resort accommodations. These are the nations new soldiers, do they deserve less?  (I recently read a report in a newspaper, that the VFW organization, because of older members passing on, is suffering from a  membership decline. The above idea might well bring in new younger members as a matter of course. I will mail a copy of this page to their national headquarters. J.B. /8,5,02, They didnt respond.

It would be nice if American fast food corporations would directly aid promotionally, our soldiers...link to TACO BELL idea, that might be a way to fund the various endeavors, such as on this page. I wrote Albertsons Supermarket headquarters, Walgreen Drug Store Headquarters, the Krogen Supermarket chain (Ralphs, Food For Less) headquarters as a test, just like the "Frequent Flier Miles" of Safeway, Inc., idea on Lapel Pins page on this website, and NONE responded.

  Parade Magazine: May 26, 2002, article about WWII and North Platte, Nebraska: "Ten Minutes" , Said one Angel, Sitting on a cloud, To another, "Aint much time." "Maybe." Said another, "We could make it a long ten minutes." "?" "Well, Time seems longer when yore dying, eternal when yore ill, why not a stretch, a horses race of ten minutes, moments extending into moments." "Well Hell, why not?,  North Platte, Nebraska is in the middle of America nowhere, who will ever notice?" "Some obscure poet, probably."
I suggest this as a film in a special musuem for the moments that took place in North Platte Nebraska, in WWII, when townspeople poured into trains of soldiers passing through, handing out home made food, in a longstanding moment of spirit, astonishing the young soon to be sacrificed soldiers. PERHAPS, THAT IS WHERE THE WWII MEMORIAL SHOULD BE, WHY MUST WASHINGTON HOG IT ALL?
IŽd ask Steven Speilberg, but he just only got his B.A., maybe, later, when he accomplishes.
 
The Scout newspaper: Camp Pendleton, Oceanside, Ca.: On July 25, 02, there was an apt article on the danger of Marine driving habits, by Staff SGT. Stephen Gude, that should be copied and put on every bullitin board in the nation, especially those serving the young. Just last week, three Marines died in a pick up accident, what a colossal waste. At the same time, an 18 year old cheerleader young womans life was snuffed out in an automobile accident. I wonder if a business card could be done for wallets that would ask of the holder some pertinent questions as they drive, such as, "If I pass this line of cars and in an accident, I survive, but a family is killed, is it worth it?"
Could an 800 number be provided of a recording of an actual survivor of each question.

I also read that Camp Pendleton, has a food place to hand out food commodities to needful Marines, but they need storage freezers! My father worked as electrician for decades at the Randolph Air base near San Antonio, Texas. He always complained about the military in their rush for future appropiations, destroying older equipment so as to qualify, which means at some other base, is probably just what is needed. So in this website world, they could probably locate what they need, and fly it in, Plus interconnect all other such food endeavors.

I wish to congratulate Maj. Gen. William G. Bowdon III, I hear the national Marine IQ score has gone up to 54.......J.B. (S.O.B.)

AH SO.
I have been informed that the true historical record of American sailors is doing the laundry of the Marines. Thus their present day association. Instead of Marines mailing home to their mothers the same, this system fulfils the need of Congress to clean the rest of us out of more fleecing funding and allows Amtrak some actual chore. This of course explains those very white uniforms and the dark ones needed at night, unloading tons of dirty laundry. The Marines are serviced by the Navy big guns and the Air Force flys to Congress its part in the scheme. To keep sailors busy, goofing off in their chez lounges between loads, I propose they bake cookies, but since their IQ is as you see, below the Marines, the recipe has to be very very simple:

1 cup of peanut butter, one egg, and one cup of sugar. Mix, spoon and bake at 350 degrees for aprox 20 minutes.

This way, our mothers will not have to be bothered with them, surely, they have better things to do. J.B.

Dont expect any variations, sailors arent known for innovation, its a tradition.


X FILES;
CAMP PENDLETON
OCEANSIDE,CALIFORNIA

"What dyathink happened, Sarge?
I dunno, they just dried up.
Without them, we have no jobs.Its curtains for us, pink frilly curtains.

Think its a plague?

Theres a rumour, it all started with...
....I know PaulNewmam, that actor.
Yeah, all those foo foo salad dressings he says he created (jealous of his wife actor talents)...all those phoney tough guy scenes, it could have been as easily Kirk Douglas, or even John Wayne, or George Kennedy, perhaps even Victor mature... J.B. I am mature, never victorious.

3/27/03: A new message, a fax from the garden reflection globe. "Amerlican soldiers are famous in World wars for under the table capitalist transactions called Black Marketeering.

Recent sandstorms in Iraq
actually unnatural, caused by hovercraft, to cover inside of traveling souvenir stand, tavern, dancing girls, and even a herd of camels.
This is a time honored unofficial tradition, equal to when, in WWII, Seabees built airplane runways, using vast fermentation of any native material possible,
including anyone unconcious, including their own, for airplane arrival.

Did you know Amerlican sailors, vis ship bells, are trained to relieve themselves all at one time, in case of if wartime emergency and counter ballast is needed?
Which has caused some problems at Washington DC state dinners, forcing all diners to have umbrellas ready.
Amerlican Seals, trained to vanish in any amount of water, choose to  under the tablecloths, causing spirited acknowledgement by seated guests.
All of which caused a special unit of the Coast Guard to be formed, their official seal a crossing of plumber helpers, their original way to stop ships for inspection and in row, to step up, but decidely unreliable."

TWO: MY IDEAS ARE:
1. A bronze casting of Mr. Terminators butt, to be mounted on a trophy plaque, to be auctioned off as a limited collectible, for high roller hunters or vengeful females needing a one of a kind boudoir accessory.

2. A performance by seven California poet laureates team, reflecting the multi diversity of California, to be in special performance in San Francisco, all in dishelved bad drag, as if all pursued all over the Capitol grounds and buildings, by an unstated pursuer.
50% of any audience fees or films etc. to go towards Ca.'s state budget deficit.

3. They will sit for reading in a lawn chair with the field twine lathing in its seat, which will make it impossible to sit dignified, the rear constantly irritated by the campesino twine.
4. The production of my film premise "Simply Democracy" with all profits of film and merchandising going to Ca. state budget, except 1% for me and my continuing old age. J.B. 11,4,03.


Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 13:32:47 -0800 (PST)
From: "Jack ewell" <jbarta00@yahoo.com>  Add to Address Book
Subject: INDIOCA AMORY TERRORIST POSSIBILITY:
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Last night, I stayed at this National Guard Amory on Jackson St. The National Guard person on shift duty (from San Diego, Ca.) parked his car on the front lawn next to the right of the front entry. To the right of that is a huge U.S. Army Corps drainage ditch.Terrorists could cut through its fence, travel but a few feet and plant explosives to blow him up as well as amory. The ample parking lot is a hundred feet right of that, lit at night.
I noted him in civilian clothes in the room front adjacent to our sleeping area, door open, tv on, him smoking cigarette.
In morning at front door, I asked him, why he was not in uniform, he said, "Because if anything happens, I want to be incognito."
In conversation, he was surly and when I asked how he would handle him being in Iraq, he said, "I would make sure the person behind me, was covering my butt."
At one point, I said I had a website that was political, he laughed in scorn, ridiculing the notion, prompting others to laugh. (  http://www.oocities.org/poet92363  )
Last year at this same amory, the night shift front citizen table was a very obvious whore. In the morning, she and the Black female National Guard soldier, 86ed me, because they wouldnt return a gourmet spatula entrusted to them, overnight, and I protested verbally.
Later they left in the same car, radio blaring.
But the first is the worst, inviting possible danger to everyone and his scorning the uniform
unpatriotic! Jerry E. Barta, Poet-Gardener, Homeless.
This will be copied and pasted on my  www.oocities.org/poet92363/MARINELANDETC
page.

AND NO AMERICAN FLAG WAS ON DISPLAY, 375,000 HOMELESS ARE VETERANS!
Personally, I think the 25 million award for Saddam should be divided amoung our military personell in Iraq, but we all know how cheap  George Bush is. J.B.
My Favorite Links:
I AM STILL DUMBFOUNDED THAT THIS HASNT BEEN ACCOMPLISHED TO HONOR OUR DEAD OF WWII:
SIMPLY DEMOCRACY FILM
1997:THE TERRORIST I MET BEFORE HE TOOK OUT THE SECOND TOWER:
THE SECOND PAGE OF ABOVE: THE NAME OF TERRORIST WAS SOMETHING LIKE KAHID AL MID HAR, "JIM MORRIS" IS IN THE NEEDLESCADRUG PAGES, AND THE SAUDIAN ARABIAN FOLLWING ME INTO PENDLETON WAS IN 2002:
1,16,04: Today, I accused a Marine of looking like a farmer, if I looked that good
Name: at 37, I'd look a lot better than I do at 65.
Email:
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