garden,..."Charles, awakes slowly, in his compost heap, and pushing aside a leaf of ugh something decayed, peeks out at the world, searching for any telltale tracks of his mums footprints near...Ah, the mighty future king of England. Yeah sure."
1,15,04; Because the British have not honored me with their presence at this website,
I have decided to retaliate with
PRINCE CHARLES EXPOSED:
Today, I bought for $1.29 at a 99 cents store, Le Fee Melodie presents
"Cinderella" which should be titled Le Motor Mouth Inc., since contains more French than music...
....within that I suddenly realized something the British Tabloids have apparently missed, Prince Charles, before Diane, before Camilla, fixation with Charles De Gualle!
How phophetic!, this work has three stepsisters, named Iranianna, Syrianna, and NKoreananna.
I'm not quite sure a slipper is missing, nor of its eventual contents,
but it seems when De Gualle was retired, standing on his rural villa balcony, lamenting his fate, Charles stood below, in a herd of truffle beasts, with a bar of soap, inside of his tweed jacket,
waiting for any hint of recipocation.
Years ago, decades actually, I lived in the artist colony of Bisbee, Az., where celebrities came incognito (which didnt work on us) to escape the outside world. One day, I saw a butt of a young male, I assumed Prince Charles going down the old street, actually, I have no doubt it was him, because like the cigarette commercial, it was so firm...
and the hoof prints on its denim covered, was easily discernible.
(I have a source, that has said unofficially, that besides Adolph in the admiration of our noveu governor of California, he admired the Queen, and not just any queen.
I will get off his arrears, when he chooses to not tax the poor for a deficit caused by robber barons,
and in a letter mailed today, to the state legislature, I suggested president Bush be sent a bottle of the Rocket fuel polluting Riverside, Ca., water supplies, saying perhaps, he can use it to get to the moon.
Today leaving the Escondido, Ca. homeless shelter, in the early cold, I realized that Swarzenegger should resign and remake Marlene Dietrich movies, though he'd have to contain that shark smile of his, so as to not frighten the young Nazi soldiers with danger of being eaten.
Perhaps, he might direct Al Gore in that famous moment as Monroe at the stadium, singing for JFK's birthday.
It might be his finest moment, and at this moment, his only.
I will email this to the world, since I doubt if our National Enquirer would publish it (letters@nationalenquirer.com)
(9,11,02)AS AN EXPERIENCED HOMELESS, I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE SOME OF MY HARD EARNED KNOWLEDGES
AND VARIOUS METHODS IN CAMPING OUT.
First, you select a location. I am presently, near a transit station (I unlike most moghul Americans, do not own a car. HELL, EVEN OUR POMPOUS ENVIRONMENTALISTS OWN THE DAMN THINGS.) I am presently camped in a large shrub ( Ihave integrity, IT IS NOT A BUSH.) I have to get down on my knees to crawl into a space resembling a leafy cave. The shrub is constantly being visited by foraging bees, no problem. I have enough room to lay down or sit up to cook etc. Inside of the shrub, I have a green plastic tarp, attached with a bandana cut into strips, tied to its branches. I always have a relationship with the flora, I camp under. The tree is constantly trying to add a leaf to my tea or my meals, one has to be patient, flora is not known for fast learning.
I carry on my back, a Holofill sleeping bag, years old, green and blue, as symbol of planet Earth. I have a relationship with it as well.
I also have a stationary blanket laying on top of a plastic military surplus tarp. When I enter the camp, I immediately dust with small amounts of a mixture of talc(baby powder, cheapest at 99 cent stores) and baking soda, sweeping it on and off the blanket. This protects against any fleas or mites left by visiting rodents (mice or squirrels). There is also a very itchy invisible rash caused by evidently microscopic ? , which the baking soda controls. Only stuff that works. Mice can come up to your hair while one sleeps, and fondle your hair, giving you their mites. So its a good idea, before retiring, to disperse a small amount of the talc in your hair, washing it out in the morning.
I deposit my body wastes directly into a plastic grocers carry bag, tie it up, and carry it out to trashcan later. A little talc in it, contols the smell. I do this daily, otherwise, I would have lots of flys diseasing my life. I wish other homeless and the Mexican immigrants would follow suit. / Another kind of solution, if wilde beasts that eat meat, are in your vicinity, put your stuff in a plastic bag, tie or zip it, then put it in another bag, dusting with the talc. It has always worked, best to hang it from a limb to further keep them away.
Cooking is accomplished with a small hole dug into the soil, in which a beanie weenie recycled can is used for rubbing alcohol as fuel. It burns intensely and cooks in moments. Over the fire using a small mesh screen, for the pot to sit on, is a stainless steel pan with fitting lid. I generally only eat breakfast cooked, and an unusual one at that. Diced kale( prevents senior eye degeneration, has almost daily requirement of Vit.A per cup, 9620 mg.s) greens, 5 large peeled garlic cloves, and today slivers of turnip, a dash of Spike brand seasoning, all steamed using a small amount of water. As dreadful as it sounds, it is quite delicious and if you link to my nutritional page, you'll discover why kale should be eaten daily. Do not attempt 5 cloves (the big thing is a bulb, the segments of that are cloves) of garlic at first, try first one, then next day, add another. This way, you shouldnt get a headache from its constriction of blood vessels in your brain. That and for two week periods, taking daily supplements of Goldenseal root herb, should keep your immune system healthy.
Plus I do daily, a well apportioned multi-vitamin with minerals, aprox. 1000 Ester C Vit. C,(doesnt upset stomach, acts instantly), 2-3000 timed release Vit. C, 75,000 mg.s of beta carotene (Vit.A, body discards any unused), 100 mcg. selenium(cancer preventive), 1000 Vit. E, Acidolphilus, 3 capsules(several million per capsule), replaces those lost in my colon, via my smoking, 1000 mg. flax oil, 1000 mg. Fish oil-EPA, both latter to aid lowering cholesterol, cranberry for cleaning kidneys and milk thistle for detoxifying liver. Am I beaming with health?, Hell no, but I seldom have to go a doctor, it seems most seniors support the medical establishment with their lack of body discipline. Lets face it, our doctors prefer being rich.
Spike seasoning (available at most health stores) contains an amazing array of ingrediants, that are all helpful for the heart etc., and remarkably total in a combined taste that is superb. Very good used in grilling. Here are the ingrediants, get ready: salt and sea salt crystals, special high flavor yeast, hydrolyzed soy protein, toasted onion, onion powder, soy flour, celery leaf powder, garlic powder, dill, kelp seaweed, indian curry, horseradish, ripe white pepper, orange and lemon peel, summer savory, mustard flour, swt. green bell peppers, parsley flakes, tarrogon, rosehips, saffron, mushroom powder, parsley powder, spinach powder, hungarian paprika, celery powder, cayenne pepper, plus
bouquet of oregano, basil, marjoram, rosemary, and thyme. HOW GAYLORD HAUSER, WORLD RENOWN NUTRITIONIST, CAME UP WITH THIS IN THE EARLY 20th CENTURY IS BEYOUND ME. THE RULE OF THUMB, IS ITS NOT THE AMOUNT ONE EATS, OF NUTRIENTS, BUT THAT THEY ARE EATEN DAILY.
One needs a flashlight or two. Mine cost $1.29 for two at a 99 cent type store, taking 2 AA batteries, also purchased same place. A burgular once told me, to put a roll tube such as in a paper towel roll, over the light itself, which shows only the light ahead of him, when he is illegally requistioning turquoise in the Lavender pit in Bisbee, Az. His name is/was Richard, an Indian, who did/does wonderful miniature carvings.
I am presently reading a upstart book, "Nutrition For Dummies." by Carolyn R. Rinzler. Every nutritionist I have ever met, all women are always fat as ticks.
I drink a pint of water in the morning, into which I add, without heating the water, a green tea teabag. Makes in a few minutes. I am also now washing, as usual in about a pint of water, steeping two teabags of Russian teabags(with bergamote, a variety of mint) adding as usual, anti-bacterial liquid soap(has to have Triclosen as an ingrediant) and washing with a very rough clothed washcloth. Black teas are used for insect bites and sunburn skin problems, isnt it logical, it might help the skin otherwise?
AT night, I eat Rycrisp wholegrain crackers, cream cheese along with a jelly, marmalade one of the best, orange pieces have bioflavanoids. KNOW WHAT? IHAVENT GAINED MUCH EXTRA WEIGHT!< IT HAS TO BE THE CRACKER FIBER REMOVING FROM MY BODY...THINK OF IT, A SOLUTION TO THE NATIONS FAT. HEY, SOMEDAYS< I EVEN EAT ICE CREAM.
I will add more daily, living outside efficiently is complex. J.B. 9,12,02
9,13,02: MISCELLANOUS: I sweep the camp with a 99 cent broom, removing the handle using it as a brush. Passing water, I never stand up like a man, using instead a large glass and emptying it nearby. When it begins to become methane, strong smelling, I spray it with a spray product that has soap and ammonia, which cleanses the air. It also kills ants, etc, instantly.
A Kmart spray product on my nutrition link is excellent for fixing insects. So mild, I use it on my person. Mixed in a small amount of Vick's Vaporub, it will clear up skin insect infections such as scabies. This terrible infestation, microscopic, can cause havoc, especially in the facial area. Its in the soil, and I presume rodents carry it as well. My year old glasses, I found seem renewed when I spray them with green rubbing alcohol then wiping them dry with a paper towel. Ricola lozenges, why eat candy, when you can get herbal sweetness plus 16 mg.s of Vit. C per drop. Pillow cases bought at a thrift shop make excellent carry bags, seldom over a dollar. One time in Tucson, Az. at night, in a sandy riverbed, something lodged in my eye. I took saliva and thickly applied it to the eye, and it floated out the problem...hey, it works. Bottled water machines are all over the area, no reason for a quarter cost to be drinking tap water. GROCERY OUTLET STORES, one is in Oceanside, Ca., sell grocery items for cheap prices. Their Rexall vitamin line is extremely reasonable.
Continuing my miscellany, a P38 is a little WWII can opener, one can buy at a military surplus store, works really well, can be carried in a wallet. The Oceanside, Ca. 99centsonly store on Mission and Horne streets has all kinds of stuff, such as platters, plates, bowls, utensils, large screw lid type bottles, your choice, plastic or glass. EGG NOODLES are one of my favorites, they seem to cook faster, those ridiculous directions on all noodle bags, all that boiling and draining...just get your water hot in the pot for steaming the veges, drop in the noodles, covering with the veges etc., and lid to perfection. At the 99 cent store, you can buy beauty products that come in atomizers, pour that out and put in your pyrethrin spray, making it almost fun to spray any invasive fly. Spray above them as they land, and they will rise up through it, it may not kill them, but they sure dont like it! Recently, I developed a boil, and bought at Savon pharmacy, a little tin of Smiles Prid, an homeopathic drawing salve. After applying heat and it, bursting it, I have used it to prevent others, by applying it daily. It apparently, eliminates moles or warts. sure beats the Tom Sawyer method of swinging a dead cat around...
Winston Churchill
Sat on a FDR wall,
Loved butter,
Was a closet fan dancer,
He had a great fall,
A coupla balloons
And some fans.
Aint secrets delicious?
