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STEP INTO
ANY BEAUTY PARLOUR,
HAIR OR NAIL SALON.
TAKE A DEEEP BREATH.
THUS YOU WILL KNOW
WHY WOMEN'S CANCER
IS UP,
IN SPITE OF REDUCED
CIGARETTE USE.
USED TO, YOU COULD
ADMIRE
THE VARIETY
OF WOMENS BOSUMS,
NOW A NEW
FAD, HAS THEM
ALL LOOKALIKE
AS IF STRAPPED IN,
LIGHT BULBS.
(WE MEN
HOW FORNUATE
WE ARE TO BE
LESS VAIN.)
E.T. SAUCER REPORT(1x22x44xx1)
TO HOME PLANET
AMERICAN MALES
LUST AFTER BUMPS
ON CHESTS OF FEMALES.
LUSTING TO SUCKLE
THEM LIKE THEIR
BABIES.
THIS IS NORMAL?
SEX HAS BECOME
A RELIGION,
WITH VAST MERCHANDISING
OUTLETS.
AMERICAN MALES
OGLE VIEWED SEXUAL
MATERIAL,
REPLICATING
DUPLICATING
SEXUAL CONDUCTS,
CAUSING MINUTE
LOSSES OF PROTEINS.
REPRESENTIONAL
GOVERNMENT
HAS LITTLE APPEAL,
EXCEPT FOR SEXUAL
SCANDALS.
P.S. PLAN TO PUT
RUSH LIMBAUGH
ON MENU,
AS STEW INGREDIANT.
E.T. REPORT (1x22x44xx2)
CHEST? WHAT IS A CHEST?
YOU ASK.
ITS THE AREA
ABOVE THEIR FEEDING
STORAGE GLAND.
THE CHEST FACES FRONT,
THE BEHIND OF THAT,
THEY CALL THE BACK,
BECAUSE THEY CANT SEE IT,
WITHOUT AID. (A NATION CALLED
AUSTRALIA LABELS IT THE OUTBACK), A COLLOQUIAL TERM,
OUTHOUSE, DEFINES A FUNCTION
OPPOSITE,
TO THEIR FEEDING RECEPTACLE,*
WHICH IS ON THEIR FACE< WHICH SITS ABOVE THEIR CHEST
ON THEIR NECK.
AS YOU COMPREHEND,
THEY ARE A HIDIOUS SPECIES.
PLUS THEY HAVE NO APPRECIATION
FOR TENTACLES.
ABOVE THE MOUTH
CONSTANTLY IN MOTION,
IS CONTINUALLY BEING FED
VAST AMOUNTS OF FORAGE,
OR EXHIBITING
THEIR VERSION OF COMMUNICATION,
THUS THE WORD,
NOISE.
THE MALE DIFFERS
FROM THE OPPOSITE,
WITH INTERLOCKING DEVICE,
COMBINED WITH A FLUID
DISPOSAL.
BETWEEN THE NOISE
AND THE INTERLOCKING DEVICE,
THEY HAVE LITTLE INTEREST,
IN A MEMORY
AND CALCULATING ORGAN,
ASSUMING, THIS
SEPARATES THEM FROM
OTHER SPECIES.
THEIR CIVILIZATIONS,
ARE MOSTLY TERRITORIAL
BATTLES WHEN THEY
ARE NOT INTERLOCKING
TOWARDS ANY PARTICULAR
PURPOSE. FROM OUR
OBSERVATIONS, PROGENY
IS AN ACCIDENT, THOUGH
THERE IS SOME EVIDENCE,
THAT THE FEMALES,
ARE INTENT UPON
OVER POPULATING
THE PLANET,
WITH WILD ABANDON.
