Coming soon is The Tragedy Of The Doll With Ruth's Hair.. make sure you leave a suggestion in the guestbook or by e-mailing me.
The policy generator (with Seanaroony)
My nerdy blog
Some of my poems.
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| The Remarkable Adventures of Princess Miranda and Bob the Cow | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Chapter one: in which we meet Princess Miranda, a Plague of Frogs, the Wicked Step-Mother (by reputation), the Princess’s cat Ming and Bob the Cow. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Chapter two: in which Princess Miranda and Bob the Cow set off on a Great Adventure | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chapter three: in which we meet MB and her consort Rob the Scary Janitor, who join the Princess Miranda and Bob the Cow in their Quest for Adventure and Search for Destiny, and in which Princess Miranda finds a thrifty and old-fashioned recipe for winter soup in dodgy 1970s Women's Weekly Cookbook. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Chapter four: in which Bob the Cow encounters the three Evil Librarians and their Army of Ninja Meerkats, the Princess Miranda and MB work out how to make soup, and Scary Rob discovers corrective dental work |
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| Chapter five: in which the soup may finally get made, we meet a unicorn, the Army of Ninja Meerkats comes closer to being revealed, and the Quest for a Cosmetic Dentist continues. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chapter six: in which we are introduced to the unicorn, the Army of Ninja Meerkats might be vanquished, soup still only gets hinted at, and the Quest for a Cosmetic Dentist continues. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chapter seven: in which the Third Librarian's plot is foiled, everyone gets to eat pickle on a stick, Rob waits a long time to see the Dentist, and our heros continue to be pursued by the ferocious Meerkat Ninja Army, who turn out not to have been vanquished. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chapter eight: in which it is discovered that Scary Rob doesn't really need corrective dental work, and is transformed into Handsome Rob, an Ancient Map with clues to Bob's destiny is discovered, and the Noble Companions are assisted by a terminally depressed Frenchman. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chapter nine: in the Royaume des Fées | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chapter ten: Sad Old Git | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chapter eleven: in which our story comes to an end. Coming soon is The Tragedy Of The Doll With Ruth's Hair.. make sure you leave a suggestion in the guestbook or by e-mailing me. |
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| This story is written using everyone's suggestions. Please help the story along by leaving a suggestion in my guestbook... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| To view suggestions from before this story was located on this website, and from all my slack friends who keep e-mailing them to me, click here. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| See my past and other current projects: The policy generator (with Seanaroony) My nerdy blog Some of my poems. |
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| And if you want to know why the hell I'm writing this, I explain here. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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