This is an AT&T and MCI conversation so Sprint your way out of it.
There's no "I" in dumbass but there is a "U"
Roses r red, violets r black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
~You're so fat...Ok I ran out of jokes, but you're still fat!!!~
Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them. Hard.
Does your face hurt...... cuz it's killing me.
By the way, the zoo called, the babboons want their buts backs so you'll have to find a new face
Ewwww! Whats On Ur Shoulders?...Oooh! It's just Your head!!
This iz a A and B conversation so C your way out b4 D and E come and F you up!!!
There is no 'I' in slut but there is a 'U'!
It takes me 42 muscles to frown, but it takes me only four to raise my middle finger and say, "Bite me."
What did you fall outta ugly tree, and hit every branch on your way down...and then get hit by the ugly train?????
Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either
yOu're SO fLAt thE wALLS ArE JEALOuS!
Your trailer park called...they want their trash back
God created man first, then he had a better idea
Your so fat, you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
~what a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!~
The closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle
You sound like a cat in a vaccum ~ Simon
LaToya and Fantasia are in a different league ~ Simon
"I was lookin' for...dude, like, dude, like, the thing!" --Randy Jackson to Jasmine Trias
"Then I looked at the moniter and you reminded me of the guy from The Waltons." ~Simon (to John Peter Lewis)
You sound like Donald Duck on helium. -- Simon to Fantasia
"Okay John, we'll start with the positives. I love your shoes dawg!" Randy*
~I give a 7 for the performance, and a zero for the dress ~Simon speaking to Diana
"John, you and Latin music go together like chocolate ice cream and onions." ~Simon
My lips are big..but...my talent's bigger! -Fantasia
"I'm just not feelin' it dis week, dawg." ~Randy
"Somewhere in Las Vegas there's a television being thrown out of a hotel window, and that's where Elton John is watching this show tonight." -Simon To Camille Valasco on Elton John Night
(singing) "Simon when you touch me, I can feel how much you love me, and it just blows me away!!" -Matt Rogers
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
Should I smile, Cuz ur my friend, Or cry..Cuz that's all we'll ever be?
No guy is worth your tears & when you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again....skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever
You laugh because im diffrent i laugh because you're all the same
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
DONT HATE ME BECASUE IM BEAUTFUL HATE ME BECAUSE YOUR MAN THINKS I AM
DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME UNLESS U REALLY MEAN IT, CUZ I MIGHT DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE BELIEVE IT
When I first saw you I was afarid to talk to you*When i first talked to you I was afraid to like you*When i first liked you i was afarid to love you*Now that I love you I m afraid to lose you
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Last night I looked up at the stars
And matched each one with a reason why I love you
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REALY KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED
a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss isnt a kiss without some tongue
milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
Loving *U* is like breathing...how can i stop
I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night
If yOu ReAlLy LoVe SoMeThInG sEt iT fReE, iF iT cOmEs BaCk iT's YoUrS, iF iT dOeSn'T iT wAs NeVeR MeAnT tO Be
A MiLLi0n WoRDs Would Not Bring You Back, I Kn0w, BecauseI've Tried. Neither Would A Million TeaRs. I Know, BeCause I've Cried
A MeMoRy LaStS 4eVeR NeVeR DoEs it DiE TrUe FrieNdS StAy toGeThEr AnD NeVer SaY GoOdByE
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back
If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips
If you love me like you told me please be careful with my heart you can take it; just don't break it or my world will fall apart
God made elks, god made deers,God made NSYNC a bunch of QUEERS
Everyday That Goez By It Seemz Like I Discover Somethíng New about You To Love It'z Incredíble To Me How One Per§on Can Make Such A *BIG* Dífference In My Lífe You Touch Me In A Way No One Else Ever Haz And Gíve Me So Many Reasonz To Love You
dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut
NoThiN iS mOrE pAiNfuL Then ReALiZiN He MenT eVeRyThiN 2 u,& u MenT nOtHiN 2 HiM
Don't push any1 to hard, if it's meant to be, it will happen
I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!
do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again?
Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?
NØ ØNE CaN TeLL Me WhaT Tø Dø
¡T's My L¡Fe N i'LL L¡Ve iT ThE WaY *¡* WanT To
GUYS ARE LIKE ROSES WATCH OUT FOR THE PRICKS
who let the dogs out??... WHO WHO WHO WHO? who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO??!?!?!
please e-mail me back if u have the answer, my dogs have been missing all day!!
ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe * CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me..at all?
If ur naughty go 2 ur room..
If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine
DONT WISH UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Heaven won't have me and hells afraid i'll take over!
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
God made mud god made dirt god made guys so girls can flirt
God made coke god made pepsi god made (Name) so darn sexy
All Good Girls And Boys Go To Heaven Thats Why I Wasnt Invited
Don't hate the player, HATE the game!
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend
The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs
Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you
¤ Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!
Everyone who lives dies but not everyone who dies lives
It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin sumone when your heart still does...
guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs
*Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?*
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?"
Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind but only a sweet guy can open my heart
If u need space join NASA baby!!!
girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die
ITS A GURLS WORLD AND GUYS JUST LIVE IN IT!
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
If love isnt a game, then why are there so many players?
***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***
*§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It'§ True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You*
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)
I'm like a butterly-pretty 2c- hard 2 catch!
~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~
*You can fall from the sky* *You can fall from a tree* *But the best way to fall* *Is in love with me*
I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR <3 n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
only little boys who call themselves men say I love you, and don't mean it.
I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Wanna Kick It With Me, You Better Bow Down, So Get On Your Knees, And Call Me Your Highness, Cuz Baby Believe Me I'm New York's Finest!
Some times ur mind doesnt want u 2 be in love..but deep down u know you are....
Do I Look like a grocery item to you?¿?¿? I see you checking me out!!
If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...
