After a hard day at the office, I’ve got nothing better to do than go home, and that is probably when I’m at my happiest. You can see this by how happy I look in this photo, here I’m making some chain mail, I do this when I’m horny, here I’m very horny, you can tell by the amount of chain mail in the background. When I am at home, whilst I have my Thai mail order bride make me a dinner of beans on toast(my bestest food) I like to change in to my leisure tweed tracksuit and do some gardening. You must agree I look very sexy and youthful in my tweed tracksuit and it does make me feel years younger. You may notice the incredibly high tech ventilation holes under the arms of my tracksuit. These are in place because of the hard strenuous work I do in the garden. Not only am I trimming my out of control bush but I am crunching my abs at the same time. This makes me perspire a great deal so I need these ventilation pockets. My Thai mail order bride says she likes my smell but some of my colleagues at work say they didnt-Im all for democracy as many will testify so I use industrial strength deodorant from the same company as my tracksuit came from. Together the 2 only cost me 50,000 pounds. A bargain or what. I only had to suck off Leonard 4 times for that!

Here i am in my basement knocking up some chain mail. I love knitting all types of things, me and my mail order Thai bride love to play knights in the castle.

Anyway back to my garden of dreams. You may be able to see in the photo in the background the secret shrine I have for Phillip Morris behind my overgrown bush. He was a famous scouser like me and was also a teacher. Did you also notice we share the same name? That’s because I changed my name by deed poll to Phillip Morris so I could be just like him. My real name is actually Guru Gobind Singh-yes that’s right, my parents named me after a God. I know I am very holy and almighty but the name did not suit my natural Liverpudlian good looks.  You will also notice in the photo I am wearing my leisure glasses. These are slightly different than my school glasses as they have aero dynamic frames. These make me be able to trim my bush a lot quicker. This makes my Thai mail order bride very happy as my beans on toast(my most bestest food) don’t get cold. When the night draws in and my Thai mail order bride goes out to work as a bingo caller(she wears awfully short skirts to be doing that)I like nothing more than to go into my garden and sit in my nature garden. That is where I keep my pets. Mr Perks my hawk (pictured), Dr Parfitt my donkey, and Miss Roberts my fucking annoying hyena. Don’t tell anyone there names as I would get into a lot of trouble at school. Hehe even I can be bad sometimes. I hope u liked my garden. Visit anytime.

Heres me strutting my stuff in my tracksuit, pretty hot aren't I, this was taken in my garden.

Memorable Times - Past and Present

Heres me, my saucy bit on the side and Mr Perks my hawk, just after this photo was taken the bird shat on my head.

Heres me and my thai brides at my graduation day, I got an A+ and was well on my way to becoming a teacher. We had a gang bang afterwards.

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