You may know that I am an army man by trade. You will probably know this from my army regulation moustache and steely demeanour. Of course behind every army man there lies a real teacher and that is why I am in charge of P.E at this fine institution. Many boys have come and gone through me over the years and needless to say, I’ve taught them everything I know; from throwing a cricket ball like a tosspot to the fine art of nasal hair trimming. You see for me, this isn’t a job.

This was me back in my days in the army, I had a lovely mullet back in the day.

This is me on my holidays last year, don't I look masculine yet sensitive.

Heres my beautiful wife, she is gorgeous isn't she!!e

Over my many years of travelling and dancing I have needless to say met many famous people. Iv've met Elvis, POM, and i've even met the bloke who write M&M on the yellow M&M's! Well this is my photo album anyhoo, hope you enjoy it as much as I have. p.s they are all me, although I look different, its just i've matured

This was me when I met the super star Elvis, he liked my tash.

Heres me, pictured right with my father and my sister when we were on holiday in Rome.

Use the locks of doom to transport your self back to heaven.