Miss Roberts aka Bunhead

This is the famous Miss Roberts, a lady which can never be forgotten. If you listen hard in the windows of time, you can still make out her bellowing tones flowing over the wind "errr, boys". That phrase will always be inprinted on the inside of my earlobe, just next to 'made in taiwan'. As you can see Miss Roberts can be instantly recognisable by the bun which is held by an army of red ants on the peak of her head. The bun is there to keep this army of ants from the bitter coldness which is appartent on her le tete. She believes that an ant on the head is worth three in her bush.... you dont really wanna look down there.

The lady who we all grew to love, she will never be forgotten, only for the fact she had a funny shaped bun on her head.

Mr Perks aka GrandMaster P

GrandMaster P with his ever present posse of asian business men. Taken at the Rap awards 2001, shortly before his final gunbattle.

"Yo wappening brethering, ya'll stupid phat, sap cracking negro" This was of course Mr Perks famous quote, often followed by the sounds of gunshots as he popped a cap in yo ass. Mr perks could always be heard spitting out his ill verses round the back of the sports hall, always accompanied by he beat boy posse of asian business men. Grandmaster P as he was known in the streets got embroiled in a Eastenders/ Corination street battle with the soap lover Mr Bonnet. You see Perks couldnt get enough of the cockny rhyming eastenders, whereas Bonnet or Big Pappy B, simply loved the Rovers Return. The photo above is taken as Perks collected his life time achievement award for long time service to the world of rap music and culture. Shortly after this photo Perks was caught in the cross fire of a drive-by shooting, the shooter was never caught but the rough chunes of Big Pappy B could be heard booming out the 5by9s of the blacked out pickup truck.

The notorious gangsta of love Big Pappy B, shortly after he supposedly shot Perks, he was found dead in his room, tied with whips, chains and had nipple clamps on.

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