So all the guys were in the pool killing each other one day at Brad's so I stole their ID cards and scanned them.

Luke Tilsie in year 9! Oh man, you gottan love the 'I need a hairbrush' face

I know for a fact that he was trying to seduce the camera lady

When Tilsleys done, can I borrow that hairbrush? -Steven in yr 11

That white thing isnt foundation, its the sticker shiny thing. This is Luke Morris' licence! What a... hottie? He looks like he's ten.

Yeah this is me, I have a lump in my hair and it was raining, I was in a bad mood, just came out of physics bla bla bla...

Ago!!!! He looks like a hitman here!

OH MY GOD! What the hell is he planning to do with us!

What the hell is with my friends!?!? Are they all trying to kill us!?!? By the way, this is my sweetie Brad : )

Yep, defintately some relation to the mafia, hey we'll call it the bogan mafia, yeah,... all of them look like hitmen! And I'm trying to seduce someone! Augh! We're all freaks!