From Auto Week Magazine
| 10 |
All "H" emblems to be replaced with Calvin peeing on
a Chevy symbol. |
| 9 |
All body gaps changed to +/- one inch. |
| 8 |
Ford to do away with stringent "no parts falling off" policy. |
| 7 |
New Civic hatchback to be offered in LX, EX, Si and Boss 302 models. |
| 6 |
Next-generation Accord to incorporate mutant fish-like styling. |
| 5 |
Quality is now Job One. (Jobs Two and Three are drinking coffee and
following the Detroit Red Wings.) |
| 4 |
New Ford idea: "Less welds, more glue." |
| 3 |
New note to be added to all drawings: "Suckiness of this part to be
left to supplier's discretion." |
| 2 |
Jeff Gordon's face printed on company bathroom tissue. |
| 1 |
Two words: "Festiva 2004. |
