TOP 15 THINGS ABOUT KEELEY THAT YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW BECAUSE SHE TALKS A LOT (IS EXCESSIVLY VERBOSE, IN HER OWN WORDS)
***SHE IS A MIZOMANIAC AND SHE KNOWS IT!!!*** Ian is a genius (for this and the stand-up back movement).
She has an annoyingly extensive vocabulary
She is the only remaining hometown Poser roadie
Her favorite food is... sandwiches
She possesses the superior wit
Her cartoon alter-ego is Helga G. Patacki (from Hey Arnold)
She incessantly antagonizes those caught in the "cross-fire-" watch out!
She fears virtually everything
She drives the definitive shaggin' wagon
Sometimes she fails to notice traffic signals, like red lights.
She's ambivalent about her musical preference, but it's along the lines of Zeppelin, Sleater Kinney, the B-52's, Cadallaca, and Sarah's fave The Streets...that's for her satisfaction and hers only...Don't Laugh...
Fortunately, she's a former "Band Geek." Wah-hoo, it's over!!!
She likes to memorize various lines from such popular shows as "Friends" and "The Simpsons"
She's a Scrabble fiend (recall the days of "I'll see your 'jot'!")
Her occupation as of now is the numbskull type work that she is subjected to doing down at Tumwater's local haunt- Eagan's...
She's anxiety ridden, a stress-mess and is an inactive obssessive-compulsive and anal-retentive kind of gal!
