'Aloha, mates...my name is Julius Virtue, and this is where I give you a little view into the very chaotic, possibly dangerous, and most definately unusual dimension known as my brain, the central of the fabulous central nervous system that makes humans human, and occasionally makes them go completely insane and swing tampons around after naming them 'Herbert the Singing Tampon Mouse'.  Not that someone like me would ever do that...  no...  anyway, here's the deal...  I won't be easily defined, I can be...

QUEER AS FOLK!  ....  raver!  ....  preppy.  ....  GOTHIC.

Speaking of heroes, this is my real hero, Brian Molko...  well, hero, not to mention my god, idol, role model, and personal sex object...  he is divine.  Not only the sexiest boi on the planet with his gender-bending eyeliner-wearing glittler-gothed looks, he's bisexual, intelligent, talented and the lead singer of the best damn band there ever was, Placebo, a alternative-glam-pop-something band from the UK.  If you've never heard them, but "Without You I'm Nothing", and if you have any taste, you will love it.  You may also remember them from the Cruel Intentions soundtrack, singing "Every You Every Me."

Rainbow Brite is my hero!  She's the ultimate fag-hag, I mean, look at her...  RAINBOW brite.  Isn't that enough in and of itself?  Adn all the other little kids are grrls, except two boiz in fabulous clothes and bright hair that never shows roots...  not to mention that the little sprite she always is hanging out with is named "Twink".  Yay Rainbow Brite!  If you've never seen it, rent "Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer" in your local Blockbuster's kiddie section.  It rocks my face, yo.

That's it for now, my attention span has been vanquished...  more later.