Having held top ten rankings in all the other porn games for some time, this game had proved quite a stumbling block. Arguably the most skillful of the device's repertoire, the crack team of Locky, Tucker, Mark M and Doug actually entered the top ten twice, first in 10th position, then surpassing even that with 7th place, just behind Nic Tracy and Pervy Kev.
Pundits believe the Posse's improved performance after months of near-misses could have been boosted by Locky's glasses making a rare BNO appearance. While cynics may believe that this was because of a random comment by Charlotte Brown a couple of weeks ago that Locky "looked cute in his glasses", Posse Headlines can reveal that actually his eyes are rejecting the contact lenses, and so are very dry. Of course they are Simon.
Quite what new challenges the Circuit will throw against the Posse now is anyone's guess. We hammered the Pyramid quiz , now we've hammered the porn machine. Bring it on.