Roz Jackson, 24, has recently moved in with her Canadian boyfriend, Sean. Although they had previously lived together, this is their first love nest, as the previous abode was shared with a Glaswegian. Her new pad is in Surrey Queys.
"THERE IS A LARGE TESCO NEARBY"
Asked to comment on her change of circumstances Roz said, "Why don't you just make it up like usual?"
Something we would obviously never do. Recently-divorced lumberjack Sean, 45, is said to be thrilled aboot the move, indeed more thrilled than he's been aboot anything since he moved over from Canadia aboot five years ago, Ay?
Roz describes the flat as "nice", adding that there is a large tesco nearby.