If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy -- Rocky

This is the first case of teenage male menopause -- Shadow

I am going to live through this even if it kills me. -- Bandit

Don't worry, I've never lost a patient. I never lose anything. Have you seen my stethoscope? -- Jerome

Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! -- Magic

How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? -- Jerome

I told you the food here should not be taken internally. -- Drag

It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". -- Drag

It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him into a babbling idiot. -- Bluey

You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. -- William

I can't do it, I'm not a psychiatrist. I am not screwed up enough. -- Salem

Insanity is just a state of mind. -- Agent

You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Paulie

Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Makes me proud every time I throw up. -- Ace

You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Blur

Let's shoot him and put him out of our misery -- Rocky

Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? -- Magic

Round and round they go, here comes your cards, there goes your dough. -- Gangster

Ours not to question why, ours not to let them die. -- Jerome

Listen, it's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. And in your case, that's tough enough --

"I'm a life long Anglophile. England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen." -- Josette

This one isn't one of their quotes but i thought it was funny. It's from Surf Ninja's.

Guy with eyepatch - "Your inheritance lays in the caves"
Cop - "What? Money?"
Guy with eyepatch - "No…….something even money can't buy……knives"
Teenager - "Oh yea can't buy knives. I went to this cutlery store and said "hello I have $1,000 can I buy some knives?" and they said "No Sorry money can't buy knives"
Guy with eyepatch - *groans*
Teenager - "… And as they walked up to a rubber tree they tried to cut it down but alas they had no knives, so they went around it and continued on their way…"
Guy with eyepatch - "Is there anyway to shut him up!!?"
Cop - "I would But I haven't got any knives"