(Super Crazy is shown sitting on a beach chair in a bright tropical setting.)
Crazy: Hola! Dayton Ohio!
(The remainder of the scene is translated, Super Crazy speaking spanish while another voice dubs English over top of him.)
Crazy: I'm here on the beach here in lovely Puerto Rico, and I've been spreading the word of FPPVW and this, the FPPVW title! (He picks up the championship belt and puts it over his shoulder.) I am so proud to hold this title, I just had to tell the world. I've been here for the last few days, and everyone I meet has questions about my new home away from home, FPPVW!
(A fan walks up, looking very excited, dubbed over by yet another voice.)
Fan: Super Crazy! Oh my god. I can't believe it!
Crazy: Ah, here's another fan wanting to meet the new FPPVW Champion.
Fan: The what?
Crazy: FPPVW. Check out the belt!
Fan: Who's Alan Mayse?
Crazy: (Looking at the nameplate on the front of the belt.) Oops, haven't gotten that changed yet. (He takes off the plate and hands it to the fan.) There you go, see if you can get that melted down or something.
Fan: Oh...thank you. (He walks away confused.)
Crazy: Hey, don't be surprised if you get a busload or two of these fans up at the FPPVW arena sometime. I won't be able to make it up to Dayton for awhile, but don't you worry, I'll keep this title nice and shiny for my big return.
(The "Prayer" opening plays, cutting to the ring as "Sad But True" hits and Kevin Stone makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: The FPPVW Champion sending his comments via videotape, Silver King delivered that tape directly to Jon Z just hours ago.
Dick: I'm happy to hear from Super Crazy, good to know he's spreading the word about FPPVW.
Tara: I don't know what he's spreading. Regardless, this is Foundation, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for tuning in, this is Tara Fisher.
Dick: And I'm Dick Broccoli. We're set for our first match here tonight. Kevin Stone is in the ring to represent the Heel Stable.
("Lets All Go to the Lobby" hits and Conecession Boy III makes his way to the ring accompanied by Concession Boy Sr.)
Dick: Concession Boy Sr. made his return to FPPVW last week, retaliating on behalf of CB the 3, not to mention getting a little payback for his time on the shelf.
(Clips are shown of Joey Sprinkers injuring Concession Boy Sr. from the December 5 Foundation, and of the confrontations last week.)
Kevin Stone vs. Concession Boy III
Tara: Well its the new student in the ring for this one on one contest.
(Kevin and Concession Boy lock up and Kevin takes the advantage. Kevin puts on a mini clinic of throws and armlocks, CB3 unable to so much as catch his breath. CB Sr. tries to yell out some advice.)
(CB3 rolls out of the ring to get his bearings, and a quick meeting outside with Sr. Kevin hits a baseball slide that takes them both out, and he whips 3 into the ringpost.)
Dick: Kevin seemed to be a little lost for awhlie, but this past month he's finally got his confidence, and he's been performing better than ever in the ring.
(Kevin rolls in to break the ref's count and rolls back out. He picks up 3 and hits a DDT on the outside. The ref goes outside to keep Sr. from attacking Kevin and to try and get the fight back in the ring. Joey Sprinklers runs out and starts yelling at the Concession Boys. 3 rolls back into the ring, still stumbling from the effects of the DDT. Kevin stays outide to confer with Joey, and seems to be telling him to leave. Joey backs up, but doesn't leave.)
Tara: What is this? It looks like Kevin doesn't want any help. Odd behavior for this group.
(Kevin goes back to the ring, 3 hitting an elbow drop as Kevin rolls in. 3 picks Kevin up and whips him to the corner, hitting a clothesline in the corner and a bulldog.)
Dick: One little change of pace and Kevin has lost the momentum of this match. He needs to get the pace back in his favor and focus here.
(3 pulls Kevin to his feet and sets up for a vertical suplex, Kevin reverses it and backs up, waiting for a spear. 3 climbs up the ropes and looks like he's about to get out of the ring. Joey gets up on the apron and takes a swing at him. 3 ducks and rolls back into the middle of the ring as the ref warns Joey to keep out of the ring. Kevin pushes the ref away and yells at Joey, pushing him off the apron. 3 gets behind Kevin and spins him around, whipping him to the ropes and hitting a kick to the midsection. He hits the Dr. Bob Beer Bomb for the three count.)
Winner: Concession Boy III by pin.
Tara: Concession Boy III gets the win here.
Dick: And it's all because of one stupid mistake. Kevin needed to go for the win and not worry about Joey outside the ring, Joey was trying to help him.
Tara: But Kevin had already told him to keep his distance.
(The Concession Boys both leave the ring. Joey and Kevin are arguing in the ring when "My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring, accompanied by Vix and Simon Diamond.)
Tara: Lets just hope he doesn't need a microphone.
(Nykk gets a microphone.)
Tara: Crap.
Nykk: Well, well. What a performance we've seen here tonight. Well done Kevin, you've really lived up to your reputation here tonight.
(He gets up face to face with Kevin.)
Nykk: Do you remember last month? December 5? We had us a little conversation, didn't we? Do you remember what I told you?
(Kevin avoids looking at Nykk.)
Nykk: Look at me! Do you remember what I said? Failure is not an option, yet you still fail.
Kevin: (Snatching the microphone.) If you hadn't sent out Sprinklers the wonder flunkie this match would have been different.
Nykk: (Calmly takes back the microphone.) This is the last time I'm going to talk to you about this. Do you deserve to be with us, or don't you. Make a choice, then live with it. (Roughly pushes the microphone back to Kevin.)
Kevin: Well, the choice is mine again. (He takes a step away to think.) That's easy enough.
(Kevin hits a spear on Nykk and starts throwing punches. Simon pulls him off but gets hit with a sidewalk slam. He turns to Joey and goes for another spear, but Joey rolls out of the ring and backs up. By now Nykk has gotten back up and he and Kevin stare each other down. From the crowd, the Pyro Twins run out and slide into the ring, blindsiding Kevin and holding him for Nykk who throws several right hands. While he's stunned, the Pyro Twins hit Final Darkness.)
Tara: Kevin is badly outnumbered here, the Pyro Twins working together with the Heel Stable.
Dick: We've got to take a break, stay with us.
(Commercial Break)
Tara: Thank you for staying with us, things were wild duing the commercial.
Dick: Let's show you what took place. It looks like the stable is doing it's hydra impression, it just gained two members after losing one.
(Footage of the beating that continued throught he break is shown, the Pyro Twins slideing out of the ring to pick up something under it. The slide back in and start pouring something on Kevin out of a gas can. Dusty reaches into a pocket to take out his zippo. Refs and officals hit the ring quick to stop him and break up the Heels.)
Dick: The Pyro Twins were about to live up to thier names, but some good sense suddenly took effect. It might not have belonged to them, but it was there.
Tara: The ring is being cleaned up as we speak, but the smell of that gasoline or whatever it was is still hanging in the air. Was Dusty really going to go through with that? He had to know that the officials would break that up, right?
Dick: Who know's what's going through his head? Dusty Schnleble was scheduled for a match here tonight, and he's still out here, but his partner and the Heel Stable have all been removed from ringside. We're just waiting for his opponent to get here.
("Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: With what we've already seen out of Dusty tonight, I wouldn't want to be in Huh's shoes.
Dusty Schneble vs. Huh
(Dusty dominates the match, hitting the rope burn early for the three count.)
Winner: Dusty Schneble by pin.
Tara: No one can cut a break against the Pyro Twins today.
Dick: Don't go away, we have a lot more still to come. Former FPPVW Champion Alan Mayse will take on Austin Lee right here on Foundation.
Tara: And Nykk challenges Silver King at the end of the night. Stay with us.
(Kai Kitta is shown in the locker room warming up, Naomi Leach walks in.)
Naomi: You ready?
Kai: As I'll ever be.
Naomi: Alright. I've been more impressed every time you get in the ring, I can't think of anyone else I'd want on a team.
(They shake hands and head out.)
Dick: Kai and Naomi in tag team action, up next.
(Commercial Break)
(Lisa Letty and Kara Draxus are in the ring as "Guilty" plays.)
Tara: Welcome back to Foundation, we're waiting on the arrival of Kai Kitta and our Ladies FPPVW Champion Naomi Leach.
Dick: While we wait, let's look back at during the break. Huh had something to say.
(Back in Jon Z's office, Huh storms in. Jon is looking at a newspaper and doesn't even look up.)
Huh: Jon, I need to say something.
Jon: Uh-huh.
Huh: (Sitting down) I want to focus on tag team wrestling, you've just had me in the ring as a singles for the past couple weeks.
Jon: Uh-huh.
Huh: And I've got an idea I need your approval on.
Jon: Uh-huh.
Huh: I want to create a new type of match.
Jon: Uh-huh.
Huh: Can I write up the rules and have you look over them.
Jon: Uh-huh.
Huh: Great, I'll get them too you as soon as I can.
Jon: Uh-huh.
(Huh gets up and leaves, Jon looks up for a second, but the only other person in the room now is the sleeping man who is collapsed in a chair in the corner.)
Jon: Hey, when Huh gets here, send him in. He said he had an idea or something. (looking back to the paper) Okay, three across...uh-huh...got it.
("Social" hits and Naomi Leach and Kai Kitta make thier way to the ring.)
Naomi Leach and Kai Kitta vs. Lisa Letty and Kara Draxus
(Kai starts the match against Lisa. Kai forces Lisa to a neutral corner and whips her across the ring. Charging with a back elbow. She tries to whip Lisa again but gets reversed into the corner herself. Kai ducks a clotheline and hits a dropkick to the back that sets up Lisa for a back superplex. Lisa rolls to her corner and tags in Kara.)
(Kai gets up but is immedately knocked down with a right hand, Kara attacking on the ground with punches and hair pullling. The ref separates them and Kai gets back up. Kara pushes the ref aside, and Kai launches herself from the ropes to hit a flying headscisor takedown. She gets up on the ropes and goes for a moonsault. Kara rolls out of the way and out of the ring. Kai tags Naomi in.)
(Lisa runs in but gets hiptossed by Naomi. Kai stays in the ring to try and force Lisa out. Kara slides into the ring with a chair, the ref pulling her back and trying to take the chair from her. Naomi hits a knee to the midsection and a side russian legsweep, forcing Naomi to drop the chair. Naomi applies the leach hold before the ref can remove the chair from the ring, and Kara looks about to tap. Lisa breaks away from Kai and breaks up the hold. Lisa stands up and get hit by the Interceptor by Kai. The ref tries to remove Kai and Lisa from the ring, giving Kara time to grab the chair and hit Naomi, knocking her out. The ref turns around, seeing the chair, and calls for the bell.)
Winners: Naomi Leach and Kai Kitta by disqualification.
(Commercial Break)
(Lets All Go to the Lobby is playing, the Concession Boys back in the ring.)
Dick: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, we're here at the FPPVW Arena about to see Concession Boy Sr. in action. We saw his pupil Concession Boy III earlier tonight pull out an upset win over Kevin Stone.
(Footage of the end of that match and some of the aftermath is shown.)
("Hit That" by Offspring hits and Joey Sprinklers skateboards to the ring.)
Tara: The battle between Joey Sprinklers and the merchandisers continues with this one on one match. Lets take it to the ring.
Concession Boy Sr. vs. Joey Sprinkers
(Joey hits a drop toe hold to ground Sr. and focusses on attacking the head and neck. He applies a camel clutch, Sr. tries to reach the ropes, 3 tries to reach in and pull Sr. toward the ropes but the ref puts a stop to it.)
(Sr. eventually forces his way to the bottom rope and breaks the hold, getting up to his feet as Joey signals for Da Sprinklinator. 3 gets up on the apron to try and warn Sr. who ducks away from Joey and runs the ropes, missing a clothesline and getting with with a high dropkick on the rebound.)
(The ref orders 3 to leave the ringside area, 3 protests and the ref leaves the ring to try and force 3 down the aisle. As the ref is distracted, Joey leaves the ring and gets the skateboard. Sr. runs at Joey, but Joey drops the skateboard in Sr's path. Sr. stumbles onto the board and unwillingly rides it into the corner, launching himself headfirst into the ringpost. Joey kicks the skateboard out of the ring and rolls up Sr. for a three count as the ref returns.)
Winner: Joey Sprinklers by pin.
Tara: Joey seems focussed, more than usual.
Dick: Maybe Kevin Stone was more dead weight than he seemed, Joey scores a big win tonight for the Heel Stable.
Tara: If you consider beating up a salesman a big win.
Dick: They will.
(Commercial Break)
("The Way I Am" by Eminem hits and Austin Lee makes his way to the ring.)
Tara: We're back with Foundation on WB 38. We've got two more big matches for you tonight. We're going to finish up tonight with Nykk taking on Super Crazy, but before we can get to that, the former FPPVW Champion is in action right here.
("Seven Nation Army" hits and Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring.)
Alan Mayse vs. Austin Lee
(Austin and Alan lock up, Austin forcing Alan to the corner, breaking clean. They lock up again, Alan with the advantage, Austin backing into a corner. Alan gives a clean break too. They circle each other looking for an opporotunity. Alan ducks forward and tries for a hiptoss, Austin counters, lands on his feet and hits one of his own. Alan rolls up to his knee and chopblocks Austin down, he goes for a quick elbow but Austin rolls out of the way. Austin goes for a leg drop but Alan sits up. They both reach thier feet at once and stare each other down.)
(Austin reaches out a hand, Alan shakes it and is pulled into a short-arm clothesline. Austin locks on a side headlock, Alan forces himself up to his feet, escapes after a couple elbows and hits the ropes, Austin ducks a clothesline and hits a sidewalk slam off the rebound.)
(Austin backs up and watches as Alan gets up to his feet, running in from behind to hit a neckbreaker. He backs up and lifts himself to the second rope and goes for a double ax-handle, but he lands face first on Alan's raised boot.)
(Alan gets to his feet and circles around Austin, applying a waistlock and turning before hitting a german suplex right in the center of the ring. Alan goes to the outside and gets on the top turnbuckle and waits for Austin to stand, hitting a cross body and covering for a two count.)
(Austin rolls out of the ring to try and get his head together. Alan hits the ropes on the opposite side and hits a somersault plancha.)
Dick: Well one thing that wasn't, that wasn't plain vanilla.
(Alan pulls Austin up and rolls him into the ring. He gets up on the apron and slingshots himself into a legdrop. He stays for the cover, but Austin gets a foot on the ropes at two.)
(Alan goes to pull Austin up again, but Austin sneaks in a thumb to the eye. The ref confronts him on it, but didn't actually see it. He pushes Alan to the center of the ring and hits the ropes, trying for a tilt-a-whirl armdrag, but Alan reverses into a backbreaker. Austin picks Alan's leg and applies an anklelock out of nowhere, but Alan reaches the ropes quickly. Austin waits behind Alan and tries to hit the Degenerate Driver, but Alan fights it and escapes behind Austin, spinning him around, kicking him in the midsection and setting up the Tiger Bomb. He hits it and covers for the three count.)
Winner: Alan Mayse by pin.
Tara: A hard fought match, but a well earned victory. Alan Mayse in his first match since losing the FPPVW title is making a statement here tonight.
Dick: Too bad that statement has to be, I'm a great wrestler without a belt.
Tara: Don't forget, our next big event outside the walls of FPPVW Arena is not too far away. February 21 at Sinclair Community College, we'll see Pain and Glory.
Dick: We'll all be there, most importantly I'll be there, and if you can't be there don't worry you can follow the action live on DATV, Saturday the 21 at 7.
("My Way" hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring. Vix follows after him holding a metal briefcase.)
Dick: We're about ready for our last contest of the night. Nykk has been very vocal lately on the status of the FPPVW Championship.
Tara: How vocal is he going to be here is the question.
(Nykk asks for a microphone.)
Tara: Crap.
Nykk: Hello again. You know, Dayton, we don't get to talk nearly enough. I'd love to just sit here and tell you all about how I feel, what's on my mind, the things I see. I could go on all day on this city, the wonder of the useless water guns over the river, the bustling abandoned apartment building district, the shopping down at the LOVELY Salem Mall. Yeah, I hear the record store is finally going to get those bullet holes patched, that'll pick up business again.
Dick: At least the store they buy the spackle for the walls will see big business. That's an all day job they're looking at.
Tara: Don't encourage him.
Nykk: The fact is, though. I have more pressing matters to attend to. Silver King, before I have to hurt you tonight, I have a message. This briefcase here (points to the briefcase Vix is carrying.) contains a contract. That contract is for a match for the FPPVW Championship, right here on Foundation. You get that contract to Super Crazy, and you bring it back to me, I know you can do it. I also know it will be worth your effort.
(Commercial Break.)
("Crazy Train" by Ozzy Ozbourne hits and Silver King makes his way to the ring.)
Dick: We've taken our last commercial break, and we're back with our main event. Right before the break, Nykk made an offer of sorts, laying down a challenge for Super Crazy.
(Footage of the challenge is shown.)
Tara: I don't know if I get this. Super Crazy hasn't shown himself yet on Foundation since he won the FPPVW Championship, what makes Nykk so sure he'll show up for his challenge?
Silver King vs. Nykk
(Silver King and Nykk face off, suddenly Silver King looks over Nykk's shoulder, his face going white with a look of fear. Nykk looks behind him to see what might be there, and Silver King charges hitting a bulldog. He gets up and laughs as Nykk gets up to his feet.)
(They watch eachother closer as they circle. Nykk fakes right hand and hits a firemans carry takeover when King flinches. He applies a rear chinlock, King struggles and eventually slips out of Nykk's grasp and rolls up to his feet. Nykk charges with a clothesline, but it's ducked and King pushes Nykk sternum first into the corner. King backs up and goes for a splash in the corner but Nykk ducks out of the ring and King crashes into the turnbuckles. Nykk gets up on the top rope while King is stunned and hits a missle dropkick. Nykk crawls quickly to make the cover and gets a two count.)
(Nykk lets King get to his feet and quickly tries for a vertical suplex. King blocks it and lifts up Nykk for one of his own. Nykk turns in midair and lands on his feet behind King, applying a Dragon sleeper. He bends King back painfully and King almost taps, but instead sets his feet firm and kicks backward, putting him in range to grab the bottom rope. Nykk keeps the hold as the ref counts, breaking at four.)
(King stays on the ropes as he climbs up, winded and worn down. Nykk backs up and charges, but King drops down and lowbridges Nykk with the top rope, sending him to the outside. Vix helps him up and they confer next to the ring until King gets up on the top rope. Vix screams and runs as fast as she can, but Nykk just turns around and is hit with a crossbody.)
(King and Nykk brawl on the floor, the ref starting the count. Nykk backs King agains the barricade with a series of chops. King chops back and tries to whip Nykk over the barricade, but Nykk reverses, Silver King flopping over the rail and into the aisle. Nykk goes back to the ring and rolls in for a second to break the count. He then follows King into the crowd and is met with a low blow. King DDTs Nykk on the floor and leaves to return to the ring. Nykk lays motionless as the ref starts the count again. He recovers in time to crawl back and roll into the ring at nine.)
(King pulls Nykk to his feet and whips him into the ropes. He hits a high dropkick and covers for a two count as Nykk rakes King's eyes. Nykk gets up and tries to whip King into the corner but King reverses. King hits a splash in the corner and sets up for a tornado DDT. Nykk reverses into a northern-lights suplex and gets a two count.)
(Frustrated, Nykk argues with the official. King tries a roll up on Nykk and pulls the tights to get a two count. Nykk gets up faster and hits a low dropkick to King's head. He gestures to Vix for something and she nods. Nykk backs King into the corner with a series of right hands, and Vix puts the briefcase on the ring apron, then climbs up herself. The ref tries to remove her from the ring, and Vix deftly kicks the briefcase past him into the ring. Nykk picks up the briefcase and swings at King's head. King ducks, but Nykk drops the briefcase under King and hits a DDT onto it. He slides the briefcase out of the ring and makes the cover for the three count.)
Winner: Nykk by pin.
Tara: We might need some help out here for Silver King. He took that DDT hard.
(A replay of the DDT is shown.)
Dick: He's moving in the ring now, it looks like he'll be okay. I'm sure the staff doctor will want a close look at him though.
(Silver King rolls out of the ring and starts to leave, but he notices the briefcase left behind. Curious he picks it up, opens it and peeks inside. Quickly he shuts it again and runs down the aisle with it.)
Tara: What's that all about?
Dick: In any event, that's all the time we have on Foundation this week. For Tara Fisher, this is Dick Broccoli. Good night Dayton.
(Copyright info, fade to black.)
Foundation Report:
Show Quality-68
Nielson Rating-.48
Attendance-152
Segment Breakdown: Overall rating (crowd reaction/match quality)
Super Crazy Video-69
Concession Boy III def. Kevin Stone-68(51/85)
Kevin Stone kicked out of the Heel Stable-71
Dusty def. Huh-67(57/87)
Naomi and Kai backstage-80
Huh in Jon Z's Office-68
Naomi Leach and Kai Kitta def. Kara Draxus and Lisa Letty-69(60/78)
Joey Sprinklers def. Concession Boy Sr.-65(53/77)
Alan Mayse def. Austin Lee-72(58/86)
Nykk def. Silver King-67(52/83)
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