Foundation, Friday, 05 September 2003
(Jon Z makes his way to the ring as “Prayer” plays and grabs a mic)
Jon: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Dayton Gym Club, our new base of operations for the movement that is FPPVW! I’m Jon Z.
(Crowd cheers)
Jon: Tonight, on our first show on WB 38, you will see FPPVW’s champion Alan Mayse…
(Waits for crowd)
Jon: As he defends his title against Nykk!
(Crowd boos)
(Fade out to commercial break without warning.)
(Fade back in on Aki Mann, an odd looking man in a purple super-hero outfit, posing in the ring)
Tara: We apologize for the sudden commercial break, but we’re back with FPPVW Foundation. Here in the ring is Aki Mann in his debut match.
(“Pajamarama” hits and Huh dances to the ring)
Aki Mann vs. Huh
Finish: Huh gets the upper hand with a splash into the corner and goes up top for a Meaniesault. Aki gets to his feet quickly and hits the ropes, crotching Huh on the turnbuckle. Huh collapses to the mat and Aki puts him in an ankle lock. While the ref checks if Huh wants to submit, Aki hits a low blow and goes right back to the ankle lock and quickly gets a tap-out.
Winner: Aki Man by submission. Match Rating: 44
Tara: What the hell? That wasn’t very heroic.
(Commercial Break)
Tara: I’d like to take you back to before we went on the air.
(Footage is shown of a limo pulling up to the front of the building, as random fans entering the building gather around, wondering who could be important enough to deserve a limo.)
(The door opens to reveal an unfamiliar Japanese man in a red outfit. He reaches inside the limo and picks up a hat, which he puts on, and a tray, which he carries toward the building.)
Mysterious man: Who wants popcorn? Get your popcorn!
(Backstage, Joey Sprinklers is looking around. He find the man from the limo, Concession Boy Sr., and scowls at him.)
Joey: And what the hell do you think you’re doing back here?
Concession Boy Sr: I’m here to correct a great wrong. You dared to get my student, Concession Boy, deported to his home country of Sweden just because he defeated you in a match! You shall soon taste my wrath!
Joey: Student? How much do you have to learn to sell drinks and popcorn?
Concession Boy Sr: Have you no idea of the great secrets the Concession Stand teaches?
Joey: (Shrugs and backs away slowly) Whatever. You want your wrath tasted, you just get to the ring.
(Back at the ring, “Lets All Go To the Lobby” hits and Concession Boy Sr. makes his way down the isle, still selling popcorn to the nearby fans.)
Tara: Impromptu match up here, as Joey Sprinklers accepts the odd challenge of…this other Concession Boy.
(Instead of Joey coming down, “Fuel” hits and the Pyro Twins run to the ring.)
Dusty Schneble vs. Concession Boy Sr.
Tara: Concession Boy got suckered in! What’s going to happen here?
Finish: Concession Boy Sr. holds his own for awhile, but continued trips and distractions from Jay keep him from gaining victory. Finally getting angry, Concession Boy pushes the ref aside and decks Jay with a right hand. He goes back to Dusty and puts him in an STF, which he calls “Hot Pretzel with Mustard”, but the ref is too busy trying to keep an irate Jay out of the ring to see Dusty tapping out. As the ref pushes Jay back out, Joey Sprinklers runs to the ring and slides under the ropes with his skateboard, whacking Concession Boy Sr. over the head with it and running away. The ref turns around just as Dusty covers for the pin.
Winner: Dusty Schneble by pin. Match Rating: 58
Tara: We haven’t seen a lot of justice tonight. Joey Sprinklers, threatened by this newcomer, just set out to rid him from FPPVW. Have we seen the last of him though?
(Backstage, Ronin Fox is walking. Nykk walks past and smiles)
Nykk: Well look who it is. Sorry you were left off the card for tonight, pal. (laughs)
Fox: (shrugs) Hey, can’t be on top all the time.
Nykk: We’ll see about that. Hope you’re not sore about me getting the first shot at Alan’s title.
Fox: Of course not, you go do your best. (sarcastic smile)
Nykk: Maybe someday, you’ll get a shot at MY title. But that’s a big maybe.
(Nykk walks away, and Fox just smiles and keeps going, right into Jon Z’s office)
Segment Rating: 68
(“My Way” hits and Nykk makes his way to the ring, a confident smile on his face.)
Tara: Well this man certainly has no shortage of ego, already considering this match and the title won.
(Nykk grabs a mic)
Tara: Uh-oh.
Nykk: Thank you all for coming tonight, to see the beginning of a new era in FPPVW. Not the beginning of being on the graveyard time slot on the WB, big whop-de-crap there. I’m talking of the beginning of the Nykk era! It’s obvious here, that no one else in FPPVW comes close to my league, so how else can we run things now but to have me lead this promotion to new heights? Tonight I will begin by…
(“Seven Nation Army” hits, interrupting Nykk as Alan Mayse makes his way to the ring, holding up the new FPPVW Championship Belt)
Tara: We’re ready for action here, our main event will begin right after this last commercial break.
(Commercial break)
(Alan and Nykk face each other, but nothing seems to be happening. The realize there’s no ref in the ring.)
Tara: We may have a problem here. I apologize, Ladies and Gentlemen. It seems someone’s forgotten to send a referee out for this match.
(“Wherever I May Roam” hits and Ronin Fox walks out in a striped shirt. Nykk starts going into hysterics.)
Nykk vs. Alan Mayse
FPPVW Championship match
Ronin Fox Special Referee
Finish: Alan and Nykk stay evenly matched from the start. Nykk gets more and more pissed off, though, constantly arguing that Fox isn’t counting fast enough. Nykk whips Alan to the corner and charges, Alan gets a foot up and kicks Nykk in the face. Alan goes up top and waits for Nykk to turn around and hits a missile dropkick. He goes for a cover and gets a two count before Nykk grabs Fox by the shirt and pulls himself out of the pin. Fox and Nykk argue again. Nykk turns around and pushes Fox in the way of a clothesline from Alan. Nykk turns Alan around and hits Howling Moon I. Nykk goes for a pin, but Fox refuses to count, pulling Nykk off Alan and yelling about being pulled in the way. He points to the logo on his shirt saying “you don’t lay your hands on me.” Nykk smacks him, yelling back until Fox floors him with a right hand. Nykk trips over Alan on the way down and gets rolled up for a pin, Fox counting very fast.
Winner: Alan Mayse by pin Match Rating: 66
(Alan grabs his belt and gets his hand raised. Fox applauds him until Nykk comes from behind with a vicious chair shot. Alan tries to intervene, but Nykk floors him too, then proceeds to pummel Fox with the chair and his fists as the copyright info appears and the show ends.)
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