(The new title sequence, airs, set to the tune of "Prayer" by Disturbed. When it ends. Naomi Leach is in the ring.)
Tara: Hot on the heels of Bloodbath, welcome to FPPVW Foundation. I'm Tara Fisher.
Jon: And this is Jon Z. We're starting things off with a little girl-on-girl action. After the match, I might just kill myself for almost sounding like Jerry Lawler just now.
Tara: Well, we did without him earlier this week, I guess someone had to fill in.
Naomi Leach vs. Kara Draxus
Finish: Kara finishes the job quickly with the Draxus Driver.
Winner: Kara Draxus by pin. Match Quality: 67
Tara: Naomi Leach in her first appearance here on Foundation, didn't fare well against Kara Draxus.
Jon: Kara has just been dripping with confidence since her win against Kai Kitta on Sunday. It hasn't been decided yet when those two will meet again, but you can be sure it will be explosive.
(The Cynric Video Plays, Caption: Cynric-Next Week)
Segment Rating: 52
(Commercial Break)
(Joey Sprinklers and Aki Mann are in the ring as "Pajamarama" hits and Cheesecake makes his way to the ring, followed by Concession Boy Sr. who is selling Crackerjacks.)
Jon: We have a couple makeshift teams here tonight. Cheesecake couldn't wait to get back to work after this Sunday and just kind of inserted himself into these peop...er...this situation.
Concession Boy Sr. and Cheesecake vs. Joey Sprinklers and Aki Mann
Finish: Cheesecake locks up with Aki Mann, Aki overpowering Cheesecake who drops to his knees. Suddenly Aki lets go and runs away to make the tag. Cheesecake gets back up, ducking a clothesline from Joey, and grabs Joey in a waistlock. Joey looks around confused that Cheesecake isn't trying any kind of move from the waistlock and suddenly screams, elbowing Cheesecake in the side of the head to break the hold. Joey runs and hits the ropes and gets caught with a Lou Thez press. Again, Joey screams and struggles to get away. He goes to his opponent's corner and begs Concession Boy Sr. to tag in. Cheesecake prances over and lightly kicks Joey in the ass, and Concession Boy tags himself in. Joey thanks Concession Boy as Cheesecake exits the ring, looking very relieved. Concession Boy shrugs, kicks Joey and delivers a Tiger Bomb for the pin.
Finish: Concession Boy Sr. and Cheesecake by pin. Match Rating: 52
Tara: What the hell did we just see?
Jon: I have an idea, but I think I'd rather just forget about it and move on.
(Commercial break)
(The Heel Stable makes its way out, Vix is carrying a small box. Nykk walks in last, moving slowly and savoring the moment. He's switched his wardrobe to a Ric Flair style robe and black tights.)
Jon: Here they come, and they are looking very pleased with themselves.
Tara: They have reason to look pleased, they stole the FPPVW title.
Jon: We almost had a confrontation during the break, let's take you back.
("During the Break" footage of Nykk backstage, Alan Mayse walks up and gets in his face)
Nykk: No autographs, please. I'm on my way to the ring.
Alan: Listen you son of a b...
Nykk: Such language! You should really watch yourself. If you don't be a good boy you can never grow up to be a star like me.
Alan: Stop interr...
Nykk: Oh, wait...I'm sorry. You look so boring I thought you were just some ordinary Dayton moron. How are you Alan? I haven't seen you all week.
Alan: I want that be...
Nykk: A BLT? Well pick up a side salad for me, okay, I'm right at the perfect fighting weight and I wouldn't want to overindulge.
Alan: You smug bast...
Nykk: Why thank you, this robe is nice and snug. It's a little bit warm though, ah well, cooler weather is right around the corner, right?
(Alan goes to smack Nykk right as Kevin Stone and Joey Sprinkers walk up behind him.)
Nykk: Well goodbye to you too. (Nykk waves, mocking Alan standing there with one hand in the air. The Heel Stable walk away, leaving Alan fuming.)
Segment Rating: 72
Jon: Back to the ring now, and-oh crap he has a microphone.
Nykk: Good Evening to all my fans in the town of Dayton! I was driving here tonight, thanking God that I didn't have to drive any farther into quote-unquote downtown, and I got to wondering. I wondered why the Otis Elevator Company is housed here in Dayton in a one-story building. I wondered why a crappy minor league baseball team is enough to make you feel better about not having to cheer for the Reds anymore. I also wondered how you people made do without a real champion.
(The Heel Stable applauds)
Nykk: Take a good look. The best thing to come to the Gem city since the Wright Brothers ran away to do something meaningful with their lives! Now before we get on to my first title defense. Joey, I think you had something to say.
Joey: (Takes the microphone) Thanks, boss. I just want to take this opportunity to declare September 26 Nykk Appreciation Night!
(Vix opens her box and produces some confetti poppers. She passes them out and Kevin and Joey set them off around the ring.)
Joey: Now, I know you deserve a rest, but we've found something even better. We've hand picked an opponent for you tonight.
(Nykk looks curious, glancing at the entrance ramp.)
Kevin: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce, Nykk's opponent for this evening. A man who can truly showcase Nykk's abilities. A man who can provide the perfect challenge for tonight's main event. A truly skilled competitor who?(cracks up laughing) ah, to hell with it. It's Huh!
Segment Rating: 67
("Pajamarama" hits and Huh makes his way to the ring, looking oddly serious.)
Nykk vs. Huh
FPPVW Championship match
Finish: Nykk spends the whole match humiliating Huh. Keeping him grounded, rubbing his face in the mat, and basically laughing at his efforts. Finally he hits Howling Moon II and goes for a cover, but he pulls Huh back up on the count of two. As he argues with the ref, Ronin Fox runs down to the ring and tries to slide in. Kevin intercepts him and the two brawl on the outside as Nykk looks over. He yells at Fox as Huh recovers and tries a roll up pin. Nykk kicks out and hits a release german suplex on Huh. Nykk goes to the outside to confront Fox, and the entire Heel Stable converges to help. The ref starts counting, and gets to six before Huh, back on his feet, hits a suicide dive that takes out Nykk, Kevin, and Joey, giving Fox an opportunity to recover. Cheesecake runs out to even the odds as the ref counts both Nykk and Huh out.
Winner: None by double count-out. Match Rating: 68
Tara: We've got a real mess on our hands here.
Jon: I think Nykk appreciation night is officially over. Thank you for joining us, Ladies and Gentlemen. For Tara Fisher, this is Jon Z, goodnight.
(Copyright info and fade out)
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